Happy F***ing New Year!!!

To start, I wanted to send a hearty TNSC congratulations to Lily and Lee Gardner and their new assistant editor . What a cutie.

And to wrap up this year's slew of holiday linkey-loos, honorary founding member Mathias Genser gives us "Pimp My Nutcracker" .

The wonderful Mrs. Julie Chimenti presents "Tampon Crafts" . (It's not only that time of the year...it's that time of the month.)

And lastly, to round out the year I give you 1,000 Bars in a Year . Seriously, read the blog if you can. This guy is too much, and gives inspiration to us all. Heh.





"My drinking days are over,
and over, again"

Happy New Year, y'all!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC




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It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like Christmas

Just look HERE for verification. That's GOOOOD readin'!!! (thank you, "Grinch" Porter)

And also out this month..."Tiki Bar TV"'s December offering .












"Jack Frost roasting on an open fire.
Chestnuts nipping at your nose"

Merry Xmas, y'all!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Holiday Overload

Actually, since I've been working in LA the past 2 weeks on several jobs, I haven't really had a chance to catch the holday spirit. But I do have to say, this guy has . Sound up!!!

I know it's been sent around recently. At first I didn't believe it. I figured it was either a Flash™ or After Effects™ composite job. The guy and his electicity bill must both be off the scale.















"When it rains, it rains bourbon from heaven.
Don't you know each cloud contains, bourbon from heaven"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!

In this corner... weighing in at 185 lbs..... challenger Josh Johnson!!! (cheers).

In this corner... spanning 11 states at 2909 miles long ..... champion Interstate 80 !!!!!! (cheers).

Now go out and create your own fights!!









"Surprise, surprise. There's a band on stage.
Surprise, surprise. I'm in a bar."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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December already?

Being that this is Xmas month, I thought the Heavy Metal Secret Santa Song would be appropriate. WTF is a "KARKIS?!?!?" I figured it wasn't real but when I read:

...suffered a tragic blow when Kent Karkis' larynx was crushed during a men's league ice hockey game. Wrought with grief, the band took a hiatus while Kent attempted recovery, and a dark curtain covered the future of this promising group of musicians.

I HAD to believe it!!!

And while I'm on the subject of "WTF".... WTF?!?!?










"Gin and Tonics Tonight!!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Freefallin'.

This like is NOT about Tom Petty, or even a comment on the current political polls . The "Pr0n Robot" Tama Blough finds it relaxing, and says to use the cursor to torment dislodge the poor sucker.

Honorary TNSC founding member Mathias Genser finds this link "oddly appealing". So do I.

Oh, and Happy 29th Birthday to Ms. Low-retta Wilson!!!!




"There's nothin' to replace you,
'cept liquor, beer and wine."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Support our troops.

That's a saying that is normally so overused I sometimes want to strangle someone for saying it. Here is one way to REALLY SUPPORT THE TROOPS! And please... no wisecracks about "dead soldiers".

And in unrelated news, THIS almost made me spit coffee all over my computer this morning!!


















"Gonna sue Jack Daniels for hittin' me,
With the trunk of a big ol' live oak tree."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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I H8 the 80's.

All that I can say is I hated this thing THEN, and I HATE IT NOW!! What I would give to take a "virtual hammer" to this thing!! I hope you fair better than I with it.
















"Where insanity comes in ticks and tocks,
Spend a night in the box (a night in the box)"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Patterns.

It's amazing how things in (and out) of nature are all about patterns. Mathematicians can probably tell you that. I was bad at math, so I didn't care. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones™ embraced plaid and TNSC member Todd Lindo is a fan of the "Houndstooth". It was yet another "plate of shrimp" this week as I was thinking about patterns (and texture) and I received not one, but TWO related linkey-loos! The FIRST is incredibly addicting. The first try got me a score of 1281. What I like about this is that there is ZERO skill required. Kinda like drinking a beer. The SECOND is just cool, like it's name says.



I need a pair of these!















"What i did on my vacation for the last ten year,
took pictures of your town plaid perfume on my breath"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Thank god this isn't a TNPC, because I don't think I could keep you guys away from your computers. Be patient. It takes a bit to load. Oh, and it has sound, too.

Another thing that reminds me of TNSC, though I loathe it, is TGIF™. It contains 4 letters, starts with a "T", and references a day of the week. I know that I'm venturing into "Lee Lee the Musical Bee™" territory, but I hate, HATE, HATE, that place. Sure, they serve booze, but that isn't enough to get me to venture into one. It always warms the cockles of my heart when someone does something as subversive as this THIS against a such a corporation. Be sure to read all 4 pages!! heh.

















"Gonna sue Jack Daniels™ for hittin' me,
With the trunk of a big ol' live oak tree...."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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This reminds me....I'm in LA this Thursday....and I was in LA last time I posted some related links. But these are updated for your Linkey-Loo™ pleasure: The new and expanded RPS #1, and a classic RPS #2!!















"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle....
My left hand holds a half a fifth of gin...."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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This week, by popular demand, Linkey-loo Robot™ brings cats, and MORE CATS!!









I said 'Wait a minute kitten, I'm no cat.....I'm a DOG!!!"

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AJC

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This week's Linkey-loo™ is dedicated to TNSC founding member Tuesday McGowan, who left us a few years ago to get the ball rolling for TNSC Midwest. Even though she is busy organizing boozeheads there, and directing and designing television commercials 24/7 as her "day job", she still has time for her first passion: music. You can check out her band, "(in)camera". Be sure to give a listen to out their "sounds" section of the website, as well as the "news" link, to see what they're up to.




**Note the official neckwear of Thursday nights!!






And for you "younger" kids out there (like Lee), here is a fond remembrance of your after-school cartoons. (It takes a while to download.) Needless to say, it's disturbing.

Finally, if any of you are bored this weekend, the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival is going on in Golden Gate Park. Where else can one see The Knitters, Ralph Stanley, Doc Watson, Rosanne Cash, and DOLLY PARTON, all in one place, and all FREE?!?!


If this bar were school, I'd have a degree....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

This Linkey-loo™ is a total plate of shrimp , when viewed after Lee Lee the Musical Bee™ rant. TNSC member "Lucky Lindo" taught me that phrase.
















One Bourbon, one Scotch, one beer.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Well, after all of eternity, our creator finally gets his shit together, hires some twentysomethings, and creates GodBot. He's got VC, prime downtown real estate, and enormous servers! Go ahead, give him a chat!!**

**does not work with Apple™ Safari™ Browser. God is obviously in cahoots with Microsoft™.

Cut & paste your God chats here.












And if GodBot can possibly be topped, here is another game of extreme skill: Porn Star or Pop Star?. Tama should ace this one!!!

Loco Gringos like a party!!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Hey sports fans!!! Football season is just around the corner, and the NHL strike is over. And just in time comes the fabulous "Seat Sipper"!!! There is also an oddly disturbing WMP movie of it in action.








Also, for your viewing pleasure, the "intertron" brings you a place to creatively post your darkest secrets. Thanks for the link, Tama!


My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle,
My left hand holds a half a fifth of gin.....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Like you, I spend a lot of whittled-away hours at various bars. Like you, I always crave entertainment. Now, thanks to the "intertron", said entertainment has been delivered!!! They're all there.... all the classics!!!!












Gin & Tonics, tonight!!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

I think that I'm starting to side with our heralded TNSC leader, and am calling a POX on this damned "Summer" weather!!!! It's nearly September and half of San Francisco hasn't seen the sun for weeks!! For relief, may I suggest a Fog Cutter. Brought to you courtesy of "Tiki Bar TV".
(it's 18MB, so sit tight...)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. "Ooh Lala!!!"











There's nothing to replace you,
'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Doing "double duty" this week. Sometimes, they're not all winners. At least you can get your aggressions out.

I can't remember if I posted this one, or not. If not, here is your chance to be "MADE" in the Mafia.



Gonna sue Jack Daniels for hittin' me,
With the side of a big ol' live oak tree....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Sometimes, it's just a sad, sad world out there.

But there is some hope out there to battle it all.



One little sip and now look at me,
If this bar were school, I'd have a degree....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

You all remember that fantastic booze search-engine of the late 90's "Webtender"? Well I just want to say that I'm holding out my money for the IPO of the latest and greatest in that department: Droogle. (damn Canadians)



And I'm not a fan of either "Blogs" or "Star Wars", but THIS IS HILARIOUS

I'm full. Full of that Malt Liquor bull.
But I'm set. I 've got a crooked cigarette.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Yaaaaaaaay!!!! ANOTHER INTERNET SKILL GAME!!!! It's harder than it looks. And yes, we've all been there. Note: it's easier with a mouse than it is with a track pad.

Send your high scores here.



And in a matter related to those silly lyrics that accompany the TNSC Robot's weekly emails, Porn Robot Tama submits this nifty website. (At first, I thought that it was a "gay" site!!!)

Loco Gringos like a party!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Yeah it's a few years old ...but what the hell.







There's nothing to replace you, but liquor, beer and wine.


Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Here it is, the long-awaited review of 20 Cheap Beers. It's like the Johnoson brothers could have written this!! Observe the fine product photography (and notice how the pix get inexplicably skewed toward the end of the 1st page!! Classic!

And wishing long time TNSC associates Spaz and Ellen a very happy wedding this weekend!!


Beer :30!!!!


Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

In a constant attemp to provide you with "linkified" entertainment, my travels bring me accross the globe to some behind-the-scenes action at the Japanese Space Program

And speaking of Space Programs, this is one I'm sure you've never heard of. Be sure to play the movie.




Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!!


Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

All that I can say is this link is pretty fuckin' cool!!! Just click on they guys, and watch 'em go!!

Oh, and again, I just want to give a Happy Birthday shout out to TNSC founding member Josh Johnson!! Here are a couple of gifts for you!!!!









Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!!



Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC