"Special" Secret Santa

I've worked on 2 NSYNC videos in my career. (remember THOSE guys). Well, we can see where all of the individual members careers went... or didn't. But I have to say, I did find new respect for Justin Timberlake after last week's SNL skit, "Dick in a Box". I know it's gone around the electronic media like wildfire, but hey.... it's pretty funny. Oh, and NSFW.

Have a great Xmas, y'all, and see you in the new year!!















"Oh Santa may have brought you some stars for your shoes.
But Santa only brought me some booze.
Some brightly packaged tinsel covered Christmas booooooooze."



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'Tis the Season

For the Winter (Yeti) Olympics. That's right, all of your favorites in one place. Send your scores here.

Oh... and Happy Birthday, Mat!!!











"Gin & Tonics tonight!!'"



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Humbug

Just in time for Christmas.


And a fine seasonal submission from Tama, the Pr0n Robot. You know, the lady that brought you scooped pictures of Britney's beaver last week.















"One Bourbon, one Scotch, one Beer....'"



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All work and no play

I wish that I had one of these to wake me up after only 2 hours of sleep this morning.

A quick lesson on how NOT to rob a convenience store.



























"Tee Martunis at bunch with the loss.
I didn't even ask or care what they cost.'"



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In deep

Already put in 50 hours this week, I rely upon the submissions of our various Thursday Night Social ClubÂ? constituents.

TNSC chief scientist, Mathias Genser, brings us this wonderful expose' on the joys of MentosÂ?. And Part Deux.

Freshmaker, my ass.

And for thmathematiciansns of TNSC, I present to you Pi to the Millionth Decimal Place.

My head is ready to explode.















"I live my life on a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender 'Vice'"



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Will it Float?

Actually, the better question might be Will it Blend? Margaritas will never be the same.

And I've finally found something to do on Sundays... attend Beer Church. I think that we need to form a local chapter.
















"I guess I let my health go,
Since you quit bein' mine,
But there was nothing to replace you,
Except liquor beer and wine.."



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Oh Candida!!

So I'm a few days late.... hey, I was on vacation. Please enjoy Tiki Bar TV -Episode #22.

Oh... and a story for beer drinkers.
Do not click if you have a weak stomach. You've been warned.


















"I propose a toast
To my self control
You see it crawling helpless on the floor."



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Mee-ow!!

Just in time for Halloween.... Cat Bowling!!! (thanks, Tama)

And let us not forget Cat Vac.
















"Alley Cat"... get it?!?



"The bartender just lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while.... at the Starlight Lounge."



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MRE

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you courtesy of the "must carry" rule that governs Linkey-Loos.

In a seemingly unrelated You Tube submission of equal length we discover the fine art of Hellipopter?!? .

There. Hopefully I've helped you blow 20 minutes of your day that you'll never get back.





























"Well I'm full. Full of that Malt Liquor bull.
But I'm set. I got a crooked cigarette."



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Hoot!

Lets start of with the featured attractio at tonight's TNSC gathering. A wonderfully animated piece by TNSC member Brady Baltezore titled The Country.

And in a totally unrelated link, I have to say that there is no wrestling fan like a Crying Wrestling Fan. (thanks, Lee).


It's a sad day in SF with the death of our beloved tavern owner, "C Bobby". He's gone to the great "Owl Tree in the sky"






































"Young girls and Gin might be the cure."



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Links from Heaven

So there I was. The Linkey-Loo well had done run dry. Out. Busted. Tapped.

Then, within 5 minutes, I received not one, but TWO unsolicited emails with Linkey-Loo suggestions. And the funny thing is that each one came from a Johnson brother.

At 11:38am, Jeremy Johnson clocked in with this timely football guide to projectile weaponry.

3 minutes later, and email arrives with this "cute" link from Josh. Since my back is against the wall, I'm forced to use it.

















"Party!!!
Get naked!!
Buy us beers!!!"



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What's the Word?

A little low on cash, but still want to get sufficiently lubed?!? Look no further.. Nothing like wine with octane!!

And on a totally unrelated subject...

One of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time.

















"The bartender just lets my tab slide,
Who's taking who here for a ride?
At the Starlight Lounge."




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Parking... parking... parking...

That's the new focus in my neighborhood. That's what's lost when a family with 7 cars who refuse to use their 2 driveways and garage move next door. And to ramp up for tonight's venue, you can start to practice parking here. Submitted by Brady Baltezore, the guy w/o a car who can walk to the evening's venue.

And one of the coolest things EVER!!!!

And two fine submissions by my worthy co-robots. Can you guess which belongs to whom?


























"Surprise, surprise.
There's a band on stage.
Surprise, surprise.
I'm in a bar."




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See you in Church

Always a classic. The Church Sign Generator, as submitted by Brady Baltezore.

Please download a copy of your church sign and submit here.

And a few more audio treats for your speakers here, and here. Leekspin? Kill me.....



















"I threw a little party cuz it just felt right,
It's lasted 10 years, and it's going on tonight!"




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Viewer Mail

Today the Linkey-Loo Robot links faithful TNSC viewer submissions. First up, Mathias Genser. I can watch this thing for hours and hours.

And in more Tutonic link relations, the lovely Mrs. Julie Chimenti gives us.... bears. Booooiiiiinnnngggg!

Please help out the cause and suggest a link!











"And there it is in neon,
Liquor, Beer, and Wine."



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¿Quién es más macho?

TNSC member currently "down under", sends us this gem of a link.


And the "Linkey-loo" well must be running dry, because I have to resort to THIS!! (speakers up)

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"Gin & Tonics Tonight!!"



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Crack Tubes!!!

Yet ANOTHER dumb quiz. I "Kant" believe my score. Okay...that's just a terrible joke...which, of course, reminds me immediately of The Philosopher's Drinking Song.


And a the much anticipated TikiBar TV Episode #19, "Space Cadet", part II.

















"I've only got 2 olives, and a couple of limes.
I guess that means that it's Martini time!!"



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Hell

The world is going to hell in a handbasket. That's my POV, anyway.

I was having an in-depth disucssion with a good friend of mine last week about Hell, and specifically about Dante Alighieri's view of it in his epic poem, "Dante's Inferno". While thinking about that, and doing some online reasearch, I came across this "Inpurity, Sin, and Damnation Test". It kinda rules. I'm not sure if I scored low or high.

And since we're contientious and mindful here at TNSC, I give you a handy guide for gluing things to each other.

And in other items NOT Hell related, I just want to thank my wife, the lovely Mrs. Julie Chimenti, for the 16 years of matrimonial bliss that she has given me. May there be 16 more to follow.
















"A long black limousine
And there's a demon at the wheel
And ol' sly Satan's in the back
He says he wants to make a deal"



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Tequila & Beer

Just a quick test of your TNSC beer prowess.. I admit with apprehension that I got a perfect score.

Oh...and my favorite movie EVER....CONDENSED. Sound up!!! (and NSFW)


















"Deep into that golden spell,
A feeling I know oh, so well,
I can hear Tequila call my name"



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Food Pr0n

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my OWN pants!!!" I saw that quote somewhere, and it made me laugh. It's incredible how prevalent all things food related have permiated all of our lives. There are even several cable television STATIONS dedicated to only food. Which ties directly into Linkey-Loo #1: Foodgasm or Orgasm?

And while I'm on the subject, here's Linkey-Loo #2: Naughty Food.

And then there is always beer. How about those Giants?!? FINALLY one a game!! Lost 3 to the Pirates, though.
















"I was with friends, we were doing slammers
They tried to get me hammered,
I said no, but they insisted..."


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Raging Bull

GREAT movie. On right now.

If I've learned anything from searching out Linkey-loos week after week, it's that some are tough, and some are definitely more sublime.

























"And there it is in neon,
Liquor, beer and wine."


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Mystery Box

This is an odd SF phenomenon. One day, our heralded leader, Josh Johnson, discovered a strange metal box with spray painted identification and a tube eminating from it into the ground, on the side walk outside St. Francis Hospital, on Nob Hill. He thought it odd, but nothing more. It was gone a few days later. Then it returned a few weeks after that. Soon, he began to see them popping up at various locals around the city. The "Mystery Box" phenomenon had begun. He began taking photos and documenting their locations and serial #'s. I did a random search on the intertron recently, and only came across this website. Note the middle section of the page:

Leaving the plaza and walking North on the sidewalk you see some other strange things. The sidewalk is over what appears to be a storm drain, with dam-like controls to allow overflow into the Bay. There is a machine or metal box on the walk with a plastic tube going to the drain-thing. It has a strip of black an yellow caution tape on it and the following text stenciled in black on it:

303
BERM-FMS
274-0285

The mystery continues...

Meanwhile, you too can be Jackson Pollac. Listen to Jazz. Go nuts.

And "Lee, Lee the Musical Bee" submits this little gem of a site!!!



















"Young girls and Gin may be the cure.
I'm talkin' just as long as you stay pure,
Young girls and Gin may be the cure "


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BLOW WHEELS!!!!

Many, many years ago, early in my career when things were both innocent and more confused, I had the opportunity to pull all-night shifts working on an animated show for MTV called Liquid Television™. It was an animated compilation show that spawened the franchises of Beavis & Butthead™ and Aeon Flux™, among others.

But one cartoon never got it's due. Though the director, Wes Archer, went on to direct many episodes of The Simpsons™, Futurama™, and King of the Hill™, I don't fell that his initial groundbreaking animation piece, Jack Mac & Rad Boy received the reverence that it initially deserved.


Enjoy.


















"If this bar were school, I'd have a degree."


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3 Day Week

Need I say more? How much does THAT rule?!?

In my constant quest to entertain the thirsty masses, I sometimes have to revisit updates of classics, and occasionally go back to the classics, themselves - Swear-O-Tron (Possibly NSFW - except if you're Greg Gladstone, then you sound like this all of the time.)


Again, Happy Birthdays to TNSC founder Josh Johnson, and TNSC "new guy" Kent Matheson.

Also, contrats to the newly married TNSC couple Traci "Cha Cha" Horie and Chris "Knight Rider" Hamilton!!!



"I only got two olives and a coupla limes,
I guess that means that it's Martini Time!!!"


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5 Thursdays in June

Just sayin'.

Ever wonder what to do with all of those bottle of Ouzo that you received as birthday presents from TNSC member Sue Erokan?!? Well I now have the answer. It' can be found in Tiki Bar TV - Episode #18. Lots of educational stuff here, too!! You'll need Flash™ 8 for this.

While you're at it, check out Episode #17, as well. If you have trouble with Flash™, you can view QuickTime™ movies here.

Oooh Lala!!! Is that a dress, or a very long T-shirt?!?! My favorite quote:
"Can you teach me to be ripped, too?!?"

And another fine (though rather unseasonal) submission from "The Youngest Johnson".

TNSC SouthPark gallery to be up soon!!























"A threw a little party cuz it just felt right.
It's lasted 10 years, and it's goin' on tonight!!"


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