Another Year of Linkey's Down

Just in case you're running behind on Xmas shopping (3 weeks in TX has certainly put me behind the 8-ball), may I make a few last-minute gift items that you'd be proud to give to friends and family. And each one uniquely phallic.

1. The Wonder Boner

2. The Banana Bunker

Y'all have a great Christmas, ya hear?!? And I'll see y'all in the New Year!!
























"She loves the sunset.
She loves the cocktail bell.
She loves the trembling, that evening brings,
Or might as well."



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So I Pulled Into a Gas Station....
...smelling like a Texas rose!!!


Monday night, 73º and raining the biggest raindrops I've ever seen.
Tuesday night, 33º and snowing the biggest fattest snowflakes I've ever seen.

While down here in Texas, I've discovered this great transplant band (though they said that they now reside in Fresno, of all places). Please enjoy the musical stylings of Jon Wayne. 'ep!!!

And if things couldn't get any stranger, along comes "Space Beer"

That definitely is NOT from Texas.

























"It ain't Oklahoma.
It ain't Arizona.
It's just Tex, Tex, Tex, Tex, Tex, Tex,
Texas wine!!!"



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Deep in the Heart....

of Texas!! Yep. That's where I'm spending the majority of my December. But don't make that stop you from attending the weekly TNSC gathering!!

Now even though its only been a week since Thanksgiving past, I just found a "bird" recipe that I'm going to force Julie to make next year for the family gathering. Mmmmmmmm.... Turbaconducken!!

One would think with the economy as bad as it is, restaurants wouldn't have to cut back on their service staff... but they did. Oh wait... it's Japan.





























"Sweatin' it out, Deep Ellum at night.
If I stay cool and stay outta' fights.
I can dance with my baby right in time.
Vodka and tonic with a twist of lime.

Big D boogie woogie!!"



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Jive Turkey

Even though there is no TNSC meeting this Thursday, I wanted to:

1. Wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving.

2. Pass on a fabulous cocktail "The Gobbler" that you may or may not be interesting in making.

3. Share a wonderful recipe for mashed potatoes. Do remember to remove the "skizzin, yo!!"






















"Loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay!
Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
Loco gringos like a party and they like their women firm,
And when they drink tequila they fight for the worm."



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Weeeeeee!

I LOVE Rube Goldberg-esque BOOZE MACHINES!!!

I also ran across a timely "news" item about a previously posted TNSC link.

One questio . Why are these guys giving neckties such a bad name?!?

























"My right hand holds a cold corona bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin."



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Malfunctio !

Why does this stuff only happen in the middle of nowhere?

Sorry for the anemic links. Forgive me, it's been a tough week.























"I look up to the heaven's
For a ray of hope to shine
And there it is in neon,
Liquor beer and wine."



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Every Vote Counts

Especially when it comes to choosing between a Porn Star or Pop Star.

And in local "Booze News"... I'll see you Monday.




















"Like a cool Daiquiri,
With the twist of a lime,
I could get used to this,
All of the time. "



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Recessio .

In these financially troubled times one can always turn to FREE OPEN BARS.

or the fabulous "Know Your Knockers" Quiz (definitely NSFW)!!!

Happy Halloween, y'all!!!



























"Drink a bottle of whiskey!
Drink a bottle of wine.
Tip your bartender,
And have a good time.
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink it down!"



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Vote for Pedro

A very interesting story, indeed. Good thing voting days are Tuesdays as opposed to Thursdays.

Then there is the fabulous home decor item that is sweeping the nation: "Mah-buhl Kaahlums!!!"

















"Baby boom or "X",
I don't know what I am.
All I need to know is when it's time to slam.
Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonigh"



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Booze BOT

A classic moment from bot entertainment - Tiki Bar TV. Ooooh La La!!!

And a "Planalizer", a puzzle only a bot could solve, I think.




















"I'm just happy to he bere
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
Because the kitchen bright's too light."



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Geography 101

For once, a truly difficult Linkey-Loo. I've been out of school way too long.

In the "what-is-the-world-coming-to" department, Google issues it's new email filter.

























"I'm just happy to he bere
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
because the kitchen bright's too light."



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Mooselini

Unlike real hockey, Air Hockey doesn't require a multi-million dollar rink to be constructed. I love this game.

While on the subject of Ice Rinks, the lovely misses submitted this timely Palin Baby Name Generator.















"Honest to goodness
The bars weren't open this morning.
They must have been voting
For a new President of something."



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I Hate Breakfast

Except maybe bloodies and a bagel, but THIS is pretty damn cool! (It takes a bit) I think that Josh needs one of these for his ride to work.

And let us all raise a toast to a fallen comrade, James Williams "Jim" Adams. Paragraph 4 & 9 say it all.
























"Quietly here I'll sleep.
I won't even make a peep.
You won't even know I'm here.
Just letting you know that we're out of beer."



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AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

In preparation for tomorrow's International Talk Like A Pirate Day I give you this joke:

A Pirate walks into a bar and orders a Sailor Jerry. As he's prepping the delicious drink, the bartender notices a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the top of the Pirate's pants. As he gives the Pirate his beverage, he says "Hey. Do you know that you have a steering wheel sicking out of your pants?" The Pirate answers "Aye!!!! And it's drivin' me nuts!!!!"
BUH DUMB DASH!!!!

(I'll be here all week)























"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree."



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Fish In A Barrel

I admit that I'm a little slammed, so I'm relying on the generosity of others (specifically "Timmah!!" for providing me with "Sonseed" If you haven't seen it, it's an instant classic.

And while on the subject of religion, one can always count on Robert Tilton for a little entertainment.
























"I look up to the heavens
For a ray of hope to shine.
And there it is in neon,
Liquor beer and wine."



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Roll 'Em!!!

If you're like me, and you like movies (and who doesn't), here's a handy little blog I found with a listing of booze-drenched cinema for the month of September. Remember to program the TIVO! (and check out the reviews on the left)

Pr0n Rob0t Tama submits this great "Coder vs. Killer" Quiz. (I actually got 9 out of 10. Scary!!

And finally, raise a toast to Britain's Oldest Bartender!!!





















"Come on baby
And do like I say
We're going down to the corner
And have a drink of Tanqueray™"



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Hit Me

A little pertinent quiz from our friends Adam & Jamie of "Mythbusters" fame. I actually aced this one. I blame it on dumb luck.

And in these tough economic times, some TNSCers are looking for ways to stretch their boozing dollars.






















"The bartender just lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge.."



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Weekly World News

Actually, it's "local" stuff that made national headlines.
But the odd thing was stuff that was supposed to be real was fake, and stuff that was supposed to be fake was real. (and consequently removed from the original paper's site)
























"The glamor of the gay night life has lured you
To the places where the wine and liquor flow.
Where you wait to be anybody's baby
And forgot the truest love you'll ever know."



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The Bronze

In true San Francisco fashion, we took 3rd PLACE out of all other US cities. We have 4 years to train and better our results!

And in the "who-do-I-have-to-blow-around-here-for-a-cocktail" department.

If it's any consolation... it's faster than the night-shift guy at the Orbit Room.

I did not know that Mr. Goldberg went to Lowell High School, graduated from Berkeley, and was on the SF Chronicle staff.

I love this town!



























"And all of my friends
including me are insane.
It's a little hide-a-way
to hide away from the pain.
At the Starlight Lounge."



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Go For The Gusto!!!

YES!!! It's back!!! I can again relive the glory of my youth with a refreshing SCHLITZ beer.

Now if they'd only re-release the pull-tab cans!!!!


































"I went to Milwaukee
But they were out of beer.
I walked to New York
But no one was there."



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935,650,711 seconds

Yep. That's how much time I have left on this earth according to the Death Clock. You better catch me soon for a bevvie.

And here's a little Political Quiz to see exactly where you stand.














"Like a cool Dacari,
With the twist of a lime.
I could get used to this,
All of the time!"



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World of the Weird

Found this interesting archeological discovery in the news.

Which got me thinking about stars and their deaths. Pick a category, any category. Golfing?


Yeah, baby!!!

























"I see a place where something's
Happened every day for twenty years,
And the people think it's special
'Cause they drown in their beers."



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Hisssstory Lesson

In the political climate of this current administratio , when our Bill of Rights is being eviscerated and our Civil Liberties are eroding away to a thing of the past, I cannot help but think back to what our forefathers would think of all of these bullshit, political shenanigans. Derek Waters and a star-studded cast allow us a glimpse into the life and times of truly patriotic Americans:

Lesson #1.

Lesson #2.

And Lesson #2.5.
(yes they had "versio s" back then)




















"I look up to the heavens
For a ray of hope to shine.
And there it is in neon,
Liquor beer and wine."



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In "Loo" of a Link

I just want to give TNSC founding member Josh Johnson, and his lovely wife Christi, a hearty toast honoring the arrival of our NEWEST TNSC MEMBER:

Ezzard Marshall Stacks Johnson (name to be revealed soon):

Born July 5th, 2008 (same BDay as dad!!)
6lbs 2 oz.
20 " long






















Congrats you three!!


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I'll Drink To That!!

Like I've been telling people for years... you have to get your Caffeine on!!!!

And in an effort to expose the TNSC crew to international sports, this week I bring you the venerable game of Cricket. As in real life, the game does take a little time to get going.

























"It's hard to beleive I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree."



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