Another Year of Linkey's Down

Just in case you're running behind on Xmas shopping (3 weeks in TX has certainly put me behind the 8-ball), may I make a few last-minute gift items that you'd be proud to give to friends and family. And each one uniquely phallic.

1. The Wonder Boner

2. The Banana Bunker

Y'all have a great Christmas, ya hear?!? And I'll see y'all in the New Year!!
























"She loves the sunset.
She loves the cocktail bell.
She loves the trembling, that evening brings,
Or might as well."



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So I Pulled Into a Gas Station....
...smelling like a Texas rose!!!


Monday night, 73º and raining the biggest raindrops I've ever seen.
Tuesday night, 33º and snowing the biggest fattest snowflakes I've ever seen.

While down here in Texas, I've discovered this great transplant band (though they said that they now reside in Fresno, of all places). Please enjoy the musical stylings of Jon Wayne. 'ep!!!

And if things couldn't get any stranger, along comes "Space Beer"

That definitely is NOT from Texas.

























"It ain't Oklahoma.
It ain't Arizona.
It's just Tex, Tex, Tex, Tex, Tex, Tex,
Texas wine!!!"



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Deep in the Heart....

of Texas!! Yep. That's where I'm spending the majority of my December. But don't make that stop you from attending the weekly TNSC gathering!!

Now even though its only been a week since Thanksgiving past, I just found a "bird" recipe that I'm going to force Julie to make next year for the family gathering. Mmmmmmmm.... Turbaconducken!!

One would think with the economy as bad as it is, restaurants wouldn't have to cut back on their service staff... but they did. Oh wait... it's Japan.





























"Sweatin' it out, Deep Ellum at night.
If I stay cool and stay outta' fights.
I can dance with my baby right in time.
Vodka and tonic with a twist of lime.

Big D boogie woogie!!"



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