Almost Famous

Each and every one of you has at one time or another attained success in your personal and professional lives. Many of us know, or are close to someone who has achieved some degree of public stardom in their life or career. Their "15 minutes", if you will. Sailor Jerry™ aficionado Tim Pries was a housemate with groundbreaking actress, performance artist, and human sexuality instructor Dr. Annie Sprinkle. TNSC Honorary Founding Member Mathias Genser was a high school classmate with adult star Nina Hartley. (I don't know how this gravitated to pr0n)

Some people go beyond just knowing someone, and actually taking the reins and doing it themselves.

That said, it has recently been brought to my attention that Tim has taken it to the next level with his latest instructional video for the soon-to-be-famous Assmaster™. Don't worry. It's safe for work. See it now before it flies off the YouTube™ charts!!

Which reminds me.... THIS about?



























"Yeah, the Starlight Lounge
Is a happy little place.
A really fun place where
You can lose your face.

And all of my friends
Including me are insane.
It's a little hide-a-way
To hide away from the pain. "



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I was thinking back to the state of things 12+ years ago when TNSC™ was founded... we were all young, life was booming in the dot.com era, and Iron Chef ruled the airwaves. I was reminded of one of several drinking games that were created to accompany the show. A challenge like that would usually leave everyone as giggly and giddy as Anemone.



And in a totally unrelated subject (probably because I've spent a little time in LA lately), let's all check in on everyone's favorite: Hot Chicks w/ Douchebags.






























"You don't have to remind me,
I smell like a skunk,
Excuse me baby but,
(hic!!) I'm drunk."



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Green w/ Envy

In my quest to bring links to you, among them all things bacon-related, I even post ones with titles and concepts that I'm in direct disagreement with. I'm just that kind of guy.

Oy... I think that my arteries are making my liver jealous.

I found this amusing little story in the Sunday NY Times. Makes me wonder why I never had kids.


Stoopid Blogger™ isn't allowing me to upload pictures. Sorry.




"The doctor says I'm livin'
On precious borrowed time,
With all the time I'm givin'
To liquor beer and wine.

The X-rays of my liver,
look like molded old swiss cheese,
My heart pumps blood and alcohol,
Through hardened arteries."



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RIP

Gotta be quick, since I'm really busy this week, but I just thought that I'd remind you of your own mortality - just to keep things in perspective, of course. (I'm raising a glass to Sam Butera, myself).


And speaking of mortality, WTF is THIS about?. Don't miss the backside, either.























"Like a cool Daiquiri,
With the twist of a lime
I could get used to this
All of the time.
I could get used to it!"



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