Stuff It

I received a hilarious link from long-time TNSC member Jason Porter: TWO Crappy Taxidermy. Sift through these if you have the time. You'll find some GEMS in there!!

And though we all can't be a former President of a global superpower, we can still drink like one. We've all been there before. I've always said that pants are overrated.




























"I stop at the 7-11
To get a 6-pack to go
But a 40 oz. now is all I can afford
Cuz my bank account is getting so low"



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Bipolar

I feel that it's no fluke that I received not one, but TWO "THIS" or "THAT" quizzes from TNSC members this week.

So I pass them on to you. Good luck. Thanks Brady & Jared!































"Don't throw the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
Easily accessible to tiny little elves
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
Crown Royal™ bags are mittens on a cold Winter's day

Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
That's not the kind of bottle he's been crying for
Take the milk money and walk right out the door
But please don't take the baby to the liquor store"




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Sigma Tappa Kegga

Continuing on my bacon-based train-of-thought, here's a look at the World's Longest BLT. Of course it's from St. Louis, it's toasted, and it's 7 pages long. Check it!!

And if you were ever thinking about throwing a party and wondering about Kegged Beer Volumetrics, look no further.



























"Lucky Strike filters every night and day
A shot of Jack Black and I'm ready to play
I know it ain't healthy but it's quite alright
Till I find a woman better than Lucky Strikes....
I'll keep drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes!"




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Here's My Card

In this world of conservative corporate practices, when "less is more", when a business card has gone from a physical paper product, to a Palm™ Pilot "beam", to an iPhone "bump".

But now I've found the ULTIMATE calling card: the MEATCARD. Oh yeah.

Be sure to check out not only the card-making process itself, but the extended Reproduction Challenge based on the artwork of Frank Frazetta.


























"Young girls and gin may be the cure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure,
I'm talking just as good as you stay pure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure."



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