2 Loves Have I

Everyone that is remotely familiar with me knows that I love two things:

Bacon. and Coffee. (oh... and beer and Martini's, too!!)


















"Young girls and gin may be the cure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure,
I`m talking just as good as you stay pure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure."





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BOB SAGET!!

If you haven't seen it, this is one of the coolest uses of the internet that I've seen in a long time. It's pretty self-explanatory.

You know that I'm getting low on Linkies when I have to resort to some that I've loaded in the chamber, but never pulled the trigger on: "Computer Tourettes".
If you have PC's at work, it's a pretty great prank - until you have to run from the IT guy.

Hell... while we're at it, I'll even throw in REAL tourettes guy.























"Hangin' with my friends
We were doing slammers
They tried to get me hammered
I said "No!"
But they insisted"





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Screenwriter's Blues

Your Cadillac breathes four hundred horses over blue lines...
you are going to Reseda to make love to a model from Ohio whose real name you don't know....

From all across the continental US... The People of Wal-Mart Thanks Jeremy!! Dig deep in this one, folks!!

And for those times you're not able to get out of the house to shop, there's always the QVC™ optio .. (thanks JPo)


























"Exits to freeways
Twisted like knots on
The fingers.
Jewels cleaving
Skin between....
Breasts."



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Bottom of the Barrel

The masses are always spoiled by "best of" lists that permeate websites, books and other mass media. San Francisco usually ranks high on most of these. But I just ran across the 20 Worst Bars in America and see that the "Bow Wow Cocktail Lounge" in North Beach made the list. We have to try that place some Thursday night. (I also noticed that 2 were in Chicago)

And for you "economical" or do-it-yourself folks (or for those who just don't want to wait for Thursday, here are the recipes for 13 adult beverages that you can make at home. Todd, take note!!





















"Drink at the bar nothing bar anything
But the bottom step of the ladder
It keeps getting higher and higher
Dawn comes soon enough for the working class
It keeps getting sooner or later
This is the game that moves as you play"



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Crying in My Beer

Were the late 80's/early 90's really a happy time? The music kind of reflected some joy. Politics, not so much. I met my soon-to-be-wife and got married then, so it was happy for me. But, I have to ask, did people really need to drop $2 on some sadness? And does that # still work?

That, of course, reminded me of the very odd Crying While Eating. There are some pretty good ones in there.























"I'm the baddest of the bad since you've been gone
The baddest of the bad since you've been gone
I lay around here and I just drink beer
The baddest of the bad since you've been gone"



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