Pete & Repeat

When is the last time that you heard a robot complain? I've been sofaking slammed this past week that I just didn't have any time to root out some fabulous new links for y'all. So, in lieu of presenting none at all, here are some updates to some of my new favorites:

eMails from an Asshole and People of Walmart™.

Both are an amazing view of our fair country.

















um.... get me a fuckin' drink?





"The bartender just lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge..."



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







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Steel Cut

As a rule, I don't like warm breakfast items. But sometimes I just loves me some oatmeal. With bacon, of course.


























"Like a cool Daiquiri,
With the twist of a lime,
I could get used to this,
All of the time.

I could get used to it!.



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







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Crack Tubes!!

Just about everything can be found on the YouTubes™.

From emergency cork extractio to crooning computers.





















The bartenders eyes are full of pity
As he tells her "You're alone and its 2:30.
All the chairs are on the table and it's time to close!"
She said "A minute ago they were starin' at me
Where the hell did they go?"
And she went out to paint the town.



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







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