Jailbreak

Now that TNSC MIA member Jason Porter lets us all know that we can get a new one of these, why not take it for a test run with a couple of these?

Wait... isn't that just an un-incarcerated man's Pruno?

































"It's hard to beleive I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree"



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Lucky Charms

I have to say... this installation of one of my favorite internet comics could have been lifted directly from the life of our heralded founder and Chief Robot Josh Johnson. (I apologize in advance for the lame "residual"pop-up)

Without offending any of you fine descendants from the Emerald Isle, thank goodness "amateur night" is over.























"I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said "No"
But they insisted"



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Blow Wheels!!!

Axle-busting, head gasket-blowing, TNSC list-member Chris Hamilton submits a link from this past week's "24 Hours of LeMons" at the Infineon Raceway. File this under "How Not to Race". The cool part, is that this is the view from Chris' car (before he blew a head gasket and broke both axles).

The only thing that comes close to that is the ever-popular Death Metal Rooster. (Thanks, Lee!!)


























"I got a red car with blue tail lights,
Shiny red seats with piping in white.
Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood,
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good,

Lets go!!!
Ride into the mountains above.
It's low.
My big red rocket of love."



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Crestfallen

I was so jazzed having had my Linkey-Loos for the week completed early, only to find my pièce de résistance shown on The Colbert Report last night. Those guys totally usurped me!!

And in all honesty, due to many varying factors these past couple of weeks, I didn't see one second of the Winter Olympic coverage. Not even this performance from our old friends DEVO. But, that said, I saw this recent movement to add a new event that is so ridiculous that it might even get me to watch.

What's next? Fucking? It would bring a new meaning to the term "biathlon"































"The bartender just lets my tab slide
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge."



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