Baseball & Michael Bay


Baseball has always been a family sport. That's goin' yard!

And from the blog of long-time TNSC list member Heather Lake: Revenge of the Nerds. My favorite part is :35 in. But then I'm always a sucker for inebriated robots. And God just may hate Michael Bay.


I think that Josh would agree on both counts.



















"I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes.
I been lookin' for a woman I have not met.
I have not found her yet.
Til' I do it's a sure fire bet.
I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes!"



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Good vs. Evil


Unlike FOX™ News, we at TNSC really are "fair and balanced". No kidding. Except maybe around last-call - but that's another story.

Thanks to Camper English, here's a little compilation of "Good/Bad" booze claims so you can decide for yourself.

Pr0n robot, Tama, passes on the Awesome Drunk Internet Hall-of-Fame. Word to the wise. Avoid cameras and the intertron. Just saying.




















"It's hard to beleive I've gone and done it again,
Went to a place to see all of my friends.
One little sip and now look at me,
If this bar were school I'd have a degree!
You gotta hand it to me."



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Lists


Awesome coverage of 12 Unfortunate Beards & Mustaches for a Mugshot.

Since I'm in advertising, and am fond of of men's after-shave, I thought I'd pass on 42 Greatest Old Spice™ Commercials. I'm partial to #2, for some reason.


Oh... Happy Birthday Jason!
























"Last night I had a run in with an old friend of mine
Everthing was cool, everyone was feeling fine yeah!!
Then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor
Lawsutis pending won't be the same no more no!!

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
Hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree.
He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night!!"



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Potpourri


As part of our continued public service to our TNSC family, we give you this handy little tip if you're ever caught short without a corkscrew. I think that it works even w/o subtitles or Hush Puppies™.

Longtime TNSC list member Chris Hamilton submits this fine "Struttin' video. Chris has always had an affinity for the South.

Lastly, in what reads like a cross-sectio of TNSC venues, here is an alphabetized list of places to get wasted and do blow in San Francisco. I can say with absolute certainty that TNSC has visited 33 of the following establishments:























"I'm just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
Because the kitchen bright's too light!

Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby...
You don't have to remind me,
I smell like a skunk,
Excuse me baby but,
**hic!!** I'm drunk!!"



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Biannual Checkup


Just like visiting the doctor or dentist (and we're at that mid-year point), here's a "checkup" with a couple of our favorite Linkeys:

People of Walmart™ and Hot Chicks with Douchebags.





















"Like a cool Daiquiri,
With the twist of a lime,
I could get used to this
All of the time.

I could get used to it!
I could get used to it!
I thought it would be bad
But it didn't hurt a bit
Ohhh!! Baby, I could get used to it!"



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