So now that baseball season is over, it's going to be a long spell until Spring Training rolls around. I'm looking into one of these to help keep me occupied. Wait. What?!? That's way too expensive for a chunk of broken wood.
There is also always this.

"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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