In these times of austerity, the Linkey-Loo Robot gives you a handy little guide to getting the most booze bang for your buck. Of course, this doesn't apply on Thursday evenings. (courtesy of H. Lake)
And women... don't forget... it's a Man's World out there. If you wear a necktie, that is. (courtesy of LLMB)

"The bartender just
Lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here
For a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge... "
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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