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Bad Santa

Need some last minute gift ideas for that kid on your Xmas list? Check out Santa's Evil Toys.

And just in case you're not the wrapping paper and Scotch™ tape kind of gift wrapper, and are in need of some other bonding agents, use the handy "This to That" bonding generator.























Merry Xmas, y'all!!



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







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Phantom Spirits

A title suitable for October, but recently brought to my attention by longtime TNSC list member, Heather Lake. It's not really ghostly, but rather a line of high-speed video cameras from Vision Research, conveniently (for our purposes) named "Phantom".

Let's take a look at what happens when high-speed photography meets cocktails.
















"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin.
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin ."


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







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Meanwhile...

... over in the WTF department.


Also... being freelance... I miss the "traditional" Xmas office party.























"I stubbed my toe
On the kitchen sink.
I was just gonna go
Get me somethin' to drink.

My cigarette flew
And it couldn't be found!
Lucky I didn't burn
Your whole house down."


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







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Bad Santa

As it's officially December, I can now start posting Xmas links. Long time list member Heather Lake recently submitted this quaint Santa liquor dispenser. I suggest you fill it with either a good bourbon, or perhaps even Galliano for that more authentic "look".
























"Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
Easily accessible to tiny little elves.
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
Crown Royal™ bags aren't mittens on a cold Winter's day."



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







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