Thankfully, Ms. Heather Lake stepped in and submitted a few.
Bar Etiquette tips #1 and #2.
Also, drunk baby meme. It had to happen
"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink.
I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink.
My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found!
Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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