Thursday, January 31, 2013

All Good Info...

... readily available on the web, but compiled here for you.

Like this, this, and don't forget this.



















"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin."


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC








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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Top and Bottom

Best:  (only #18?!?  Step it up!!)
  &
Worst

Cock
 &
Balls

Thanks to chief TNSC statistician Heather Lake for the content mining. 





"Excuse me baby can't control myself
(in the octopus mode, the octopus mode)
A cute thing like you by this ocean shelf
(in the octopus mode, the octopus mode)

Merchant, Sailors Legionnaires
Sailors stare oh what a tease
Many arms and many squeeze
In the octopus mode"

(BTW - I don't need any Cephalopod differentiators brought to my attention - LLC)



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC








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Thursday, January 10, 2013

Absolutely Crazy

Let's get right into it:

10 Crazy Things People use To Make Booze.  (Of course, there's Pruno, in there.)

And what better way to burn off all of those empty calories but Dancing Behind People on a Cruise Ship?
























"Don't mess with the guy with the one chipped tooth,
Don't mess with the guy in the blue plaid suit,
Don't mess with the guy with the big red guitar,
Don't mess with his girlfriend don't mess with his car. Hey!

You're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Yeah, you're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Don't say nothing about his girl or his car,
You just might fight the un-winnable war."



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC








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Thursday, January 03, 2013

Well....


... 2013 is certainly starting with a skid.  At least in the Linkey department.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Actually... Exhibit B, though sporadic in productivity, is a work of art.
















"Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves 
Easily accessible to tiny little elves 
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play  
Crown Royal bags aren't mittens on a cold Winter's day"



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC








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