Bad Santa

Just in time for Xmas - my kids insane wish list.
(it's pretty good)

For those of you so musically inclined, here is the Festive Funk Machine (robots rule)

And also some Christmas Gifs for you all.

** above links courtesy of Heather Lake

Lastly, probably not what Columbia Records expected to receive when they asked Miles Davis to contribute a song for their Christmas collection in 1962.

I give you Blue Xmas.

"Sidewalk Santy Clauses
Are much, much, much too thin
They're wearing fancy rented costumes
False beards and big fat phony grins"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

It's Beginning to Smell a lot Like Christmas

Love it... or hate it.

In a non-Xmas related link, 26 interesting facts about beer.

** all links courtesy of Madam Heather Lake

'Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
Easily accessible to tiny little elves
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
Crown Royal™ bags aren't mittens on a cold winter's day"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

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Mmmmmm. MacGyver.

I can only ever hear the above name mentioned preceded by "mmmmmm" and always in a Patty and Selma smokey voice.

Long-time TNSC list member Heather Lake submits these following handy hints (for your drinking pleasure) -

Creative methods for opening bottles.
(Careful not to hurt yourself - and sorry about the ad)

Creative methods for opening bottles II.
(I like the "chick" angle, but why do they need a man to do it for them?)

And finally, how NOT to fix something (a TNSC favorite)

"When it's busted by the filter there's a trick that I found,
You break it on apart then you turn it around,
You slide it in easy and you twist it in tight,
Hey buddy got a light?"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

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