Are We There Yet?!?

As we're nearly on the verge of Christmas (whatever that means) Ms. Heather Lake passes along these seasonal doozies:

Awkward family photos (Christmas versio )

Preemptive Christmas Disco Songs.


And why 1970's Christmases were better.

"Santa put his arm around Momma
And Momma put her arm around him
So if Santa Claus ain't Daddy
Then I'm gonna tell on them

Well, Santa looked a lot like Daddy
And Daddy looked a lot like him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Putting the "Ass" in Class

Ms. Heather Lake drops these timely Links:

'Tis the season for Scotch.

The very picture of class and refinement.

Here.. not so much.  Here either.

"What I did on my vacation
For the last ten years
Took pictures of your town
Plaid perfume on my breath
I mean I've been drinking Scotch
While touring through your town"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like Christmas

We once distributed a custom "Little Trees" air freshener w/ the above phrase on it to all of our clients as a company Christmas card.  I just thought about that.

Meanwhile, here are some links for your viewing pleasure:

Artisanal ice perspective.  Damn SF Commie rag.

Useful Holiday tips via the incomparable Ms. Lake.

An old spin on Black Friday?

And it's official... all things weird start in Germany. 

"Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
Easily accessible to tiny little elves
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
Crown Royal™ bags aren't mittens on a cold Winter's day"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC