Whiskey Whimsy

A really good reason to drink bourbon.  (caution:  geek-speak)

A really bad reason not to.  (yes, it's being destroyed)

Make mine a double!!  (we're far behind Manhattan, though)

And marketing a bad judgement.

"You don't have to remind me,
I smell like a skunk,
Excuse me baby but,
**hicup**  I'm drunk!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Letters to the Editor

Via Ms. Megan Callan.

Via  Ms. Heather Lake.

Via  Mr. TNSC Robot.

"Lucky strike filters every night n' day.
A shot of Jack Black an' I'm ready to play.
I know it ain't healthy but it's quite alright.
Til' I find a woman better than Lucky Strikes."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Corporate Cocktails

From J Crew (okay... Drunken J Crew)

And mall-favorite, Brookstone.  You have got to be fucking kidding me.  One needs a scale, and a detailed recipe, to make a Gin & Tonic?!?  What the hell is this crazy world coming to?

Even this picture disgusts me....

"Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said "No"
But they insisted!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Shaken and Stirred...

Bars come and go...

Bartenders come (I've had the honor of being served by him on several occasions w/o a single 86)

and bartenders go....

And then... some rich fuck gives their cat a toy.

(links courtesy of Lake)

 

"I live my life on a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender Vice
Any taste of vermouth should be really sublime
When you have a good martini time!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Like Rabbits...

Ms. Heather Lake provides us a well-curated batch of Spring / Easter-related links:


What better way to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ than with Creepy Easter Bunnies?

April Fool's and St. Stupid's Day pranks from the Cacophony Society (when SF was a more artist-driven town.)

And speaking of stupid... there's always Indiana.

Now THIS would be cool if true.  Some recently discovered blueprints and documents reveal secret tunnels under the Playboy™ Mansion.  Now I've been to the mansion, and I kind of think it's kind of far-fetched, but I can tell you all about some other areas there...
 

"Dirty, dry, up, or in between,
From the very first sip you know what I mean,
When you're out with a babe you don't nickel or dime,
Guessin' that means it's Martini time."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC