Anti-Links

Ms. Heather Lake submits these for your approval


File under "Why."

File under "Why not?"
(Why not?  Because it's ANTS!! you fucks!!!)

And speaking of ants...



Don't drink, don't smoke... GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!

"At night I get drunk and fly around
In the day I dream and lay around
I drink and smoke your brand and drink
I am drunk over you..."

 Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Altered States

Tidbits from the four corners of the world.

Fat Albert in "Lude Awakening."  (too soon?)

Guess your BAC.  Thanks, Cockeyed!

M.A.S.H. Prop Spotlight:  The Still.
(It even made it to the Smithsonian)

   AKA "Still crazy after all these years"  (ugh)

" I live my life on a layer of ice

Just like those poured by my bartender 'Vice.'
Any taste of Vermouth should be really sublime,
When you have a good Martini time!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

When Life Imitates Art

Jurassic Park hero saves the Margaritas. (clever Hollywood types)

I don’t always escape from a maximum security prison (for the second time) but when I do, I enjoy a beer on my private plane afterwards. Of course, I'd kick back with a shorty, too.

And even further South of the border....

(thanks for the links, Heather!) 

"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Tee Martunis

Let's see how this pans out...

In praise of lunchtime drinking.  √

Why leave work to drink?  √

Whine About It.  X  (I'm generally not one to complain.)
(Check out the "Bros" episode)
I pretty much grew up with every one of these ladies. √
(Tell it like it is!!)


√ = been there / done that
X = nope 




(thanks for the links, Heather!) 

"Tee Martunis at lunch with the boss
I didn't even care or ask what they cost.
I lost my job for no reason or rhyme
Guessin' that means that it's Martini time!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Sparkle and Fade

Ahhh... advertising.

These slogans need a little reworking.

But these slogans are juuuust right.

And in case SF is socked in with fog this July 4th, here's a drones-eye view of what you might be missing.

4th of Ju-Linkies courtesy of Heather Lake.

"The doctor says I'm livin'
On precious borrowed time
With all the time I'm givin'
To liquor, beer and wine.

The X-rays of my liver
Look like molded old Swiss cheese
My heart pumps blood and alcohol
Through hardened arteries."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC