Just Don't!

Don't do this.

Or this...

And also this.

And especially don't do this!

"Tee martoonis at bunch with the loss,
 I didn't even ask or care what they cost,
 I lost my job for no reason or rhyme,
 Guessin' that means it's Martini time!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Bottoms Up!!

Beer bar news (Xmas present to themselves.)

Save some money for Xmas presents.

Make some money for Xmas presents.

Xmas presents NOT to buy.


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"Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
 Easily accessible to tiny little elves
 Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
 Crown Royal bags aren't mittens on a cold winter's day!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Friendly Skies

The TNSC Robot fears some competitio .

Drink the friendly skies!!
(kind of reminds me of 80's / 90'a era "Caribbean Zone" under the i80 FWY)

Contribute to the former Zam Zam bartender who lost his house in Paradise.



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"Young girls and gin may be the cure,
 Young girls and gin may be the cure,
 I'm talking just as good as you stay pure,
 Young girls and gin may be the cure."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Xmas is Just Around the Corner

The ultimate techie-angler's gift.

Or maybe it's this!  (bid high!)

Totally fu*ked up photographic installatio  of meals served at a pop-up restaurant in Japan.

"Let me teach you how to eat  (Teach you how to eat!)
 How to marinate the meat  (Marinate the meat!)
 Let me teach you how to eat  (Teach you how to eat!)
 It's a culinary treat  (Culinary treat!)
 Let me teach you how to eat (Teach you how to eat!)

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

¡Viva la Cerveza!

Sierra Nevada Brewing lends a hand with Camp Fire.

Hipster beer drama!!

¡Muy Bueno la Missión!

(Links by Lake™)

"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink
 I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink
 My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found!
 Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Times They Are a Changin'

(except when they're not)

Bad beer news.

Bartender, I'd like a can of Whoop-Ass and a beer-back please.

Keep on keeping' on...


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"Baby boom or "X",
 I don't know what I am,
 All I need to know is when it's time to slam,
 Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
 It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

On Vacatio !

See you next week.

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

We Got Links....

Link # 1

Link # 2

Link # 3

Link # 4

Link # 5

"The bartender just
  Lets my tab slide.
  Who's takin' who here
  For a ride?
  For a while...
  At the Starlight Lounge..."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Overrated...

Can't stop / won't stop.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner. (of the wine store)

Better just stay at home - the Finnish way.


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"You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
 You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face.
 You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on.
 But you left all my empty beercans all over the place."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Keep Walking...

Where is the "Kiss Cam" when you need it?

Whisky is coming!

Lucky 13 documentary in the works?


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"Whiskey river, take my mind
 Don't let her memory torture me
 Whiskey river, don't run dry
 You're all I got, take care of me."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Breakfast Beer

Not sure this is a good idea... but it sure looks neat!

Definitely NOT a good idea.

Presidential alert twitter is WAY worse than real Twitter

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"Yeeeeeehaaaa!!!!
 Parrty!
 Get naked!
 Buy us beer!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Gifts of the Internets

Who DOESN'T want a Bob Ross toaster?

Or maybe a Stormtrooper Robot Vacuum?

Or something for your cat?

Or something for your OTHER cat?

"Im just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
Because the kitchen bright's too light!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Here, There, and Everywhere

Another bar shuttering for housing. (falls to ashes)

Man cannot live on bread alone. 

Be YOU, Oregon!!

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"Loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay!
 Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
 Loco gringos like a party
 And they like their women firm
 And when they drink tequila
 They fight for the worm!"

Hoosegow How-To

Mmmmm.... prison pizza.

Pair that w/ a little Pruno, and you're good to go.

The only thing missing is a date to share it with.

"I'll be one wild man, I'll drink and dance all fine
 Baby if you leave, I'll have me one white line
 So if you start that car and drive it down the street
 Roll your window down your gonna feel that beat"

 

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

2 x 4

Or 11' 8"

or 1+1

"Warm beer and cold women, no I just don't fit in

 Every joint I stumble into tonight, that's just how it's been
 All these double-knit strangers with gin and vermouth

 Receding hairlines, in the naugahyde booths."

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Feel the Burn!!

How many have YOU tried?

Good beer news!

Bad burner news!

(Links by Lake™)

"Coming out my rear view mirror 

Is ol' sly Satan's limousine
You sell your soul to the devil 

He'll give you everything you see
But when the devil comes collecting 

You gonna be paying for eternity

The Devil’s chasing me."

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

"I Do"

I did not know that "Merryoke" was a thing.  Start anywhere.  
Like here.

Bowie shilling for Crystal Jun Rock circa 1980.

"Wham!  Bam!  Thank you, ma'am!"

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

IN-N-OUT URGE

Talk about sticking a landing!  ('nads of steel!!)

Bad bar news - no more Hot Peanuts L
(I remember back in the day when it was Giraffe - a Filipino transvestite bar.  One TNSC member visited it in that incarnation) 

Here's to crafting an amicable approach.

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"I said, 'Beer, write me a verse.'
Beer said, 'Jim, you gotta drink me first.'
Took a swig, looked up and said, 'Go.'
Beer said, 'Woah, we gotta take this slow.'"

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Search & Destroy

I don't trust hippies or psychedelics, but this movie intro animation is cool. (Where have I seen this before?)

V Vale (finally) releases RE/Search merchandise.  Available for only a few more hours!!

Great shout out to Wooden Nickel in the SF Chronicle!

"I'm gonna let beer write this song
 Cause I kind of fear that I'd get it all wrong
 All of those fears and all that I lack
 Will all wash away with each beer I knock back"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

All Work and No Play....

... indeed!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

No Accounting for Taste

IPAs – the Emperor’s New Beer?

Though if you do like esoteric IPA’s you could pick one up at the Tornado.
One of Anthony Bourdain's favorite Haight Street spots.

Talk about being LIT!!!

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"Young girls and Gin may be the cure
 Young girls and Gin may be the cure
 I'm talkin' just as long as you stay pure
 Young girls and Gin may be the cure."

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Twin Peeks

And now, 35 minutes of David Lynch commercials.

Backpack Bar?  Not me, but here's the etiquette.

"Hanging with friends
 We were doing slammers
 They try and get me hammered
 I said “no"
 But they insisted!"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

XXX

This is why we can’t have nice things.

As Scooby Doo says... Ruh Roh!

Micro-brews in a micro-bus.

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"Whiskey river, take my mind
 Don't let her memory torture me
 Whiskey river, don't run dry
 You're all I got, take care of me"

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Hey baby... it's the 5th of July...

What the actual fuck... ("dining" ?!?)

What says California MORE than a dip in a hot tub and a margarita? 
Since you asked.

Good luck ordering a “I Cannot Tell a Lie”

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"On the stairs I smoke a cigarette alone
 Mexican kids are shootin' fireworks below"

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Lexicon of Lush

Drinking slang. ("Ando Bien Pedo" ?!?)

Your bartenders making a difference.  (add EMT to job descriptio ?)

Then and now.

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"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
 Went to a place to see all of my friends
 One little sip and now look at me
 If this bar were school I'd have a degree"

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Shaken & Stirred

High anxiety is right.

Gooooooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllll!!!

LeBron Tears IPA.  Bring another round.

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"I live my life on a layer of ice
 Just like those poured by my bartender, Vice."

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC