Gifts of the Internets

Who DOESN'T want a Bob Ross toaster?

Or maybe a Stormtrooper Robot Vacuum?

Or something for your cat?

Or something for your OTHER cat?

"Im just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
Because the kitchen bright's too light!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Here, There, and Everywhere

Another bar shuttering for housing. (falls to ashes)

Man cannot live on bread alone. 

Be YOU, Oregon!!

(Links by Lake™)

"Loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay!
 Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
 Loco gringos like a party
 And they like their women firm
 And when they drink tequila
 They fight for the worm!"

Hoosegow How-To

Mmmmm.... prison pizza.

Pair that w/ a little Pruno, and you're good to go.

The only thing missing is a date to share it with.

"I'll be one wild man, I'll drink and dance all fine
 Baby if you leave, I'll have me one white line
 So if you start that car and drive it down the street
 Roll your window down your gonna feel that beat"

 

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

2 x 4

Or 11' 8"

or 1+1

"Warm beer and cold women, no I just don't fit in

 Every joint I stumble into tonight, that's just how it's been
 All these double-knit strangers with gin and vermouth

 Receding hairlines, in the naugahyde booths."

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC