Rusty Trombone

In the world of motorsports...WTF?!?

I'll stick to booze.

WOMP...Womp..womp...womp.

"The X-Rays of my liver, 
 Look like moldy old Swiss cheese,
 My heart pumps blood and alcohol, 
 Through hardened arteries."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

On Vacation

Like the sign says...

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Greetings From Publandia

It takes a village...to save a pub. Literally.

NOT from The Onion™

And for all of you compositors or graphic artists:

"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for hitting me 
 With a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
 He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light

 I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what 

 he did to my face last night"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

We're Not Very Smart...

...but we're good with our hands.  And other body parts.  Also not good at spelling.

“We’re in an open relationship so it’s always fun to meet new people. Do you live in the city?”

Good (gay) bar news!

(Links by Lake™)

"I'm calling in pissed
 Hung over y'all
 I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
 I'm sick
 I'm calling in twisted"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC