Like the Song Says...

... everywhere there's signs:

Unintentionally funny.

And downright intentional.

** all links submitted by Ms. Heather Lake

"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Hyper-tensio

Ms. Heather lake submits the follow "pretentious" links:

Pretentious beer glasses.

Pretentious beer drinkers.

Then, there's always unpretentious.

"Quietly here I'll sleep.
I won't even make a peep.
You won't even know I'm here.
Just letting you know that we're out of beer.

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Carb Load

So you say you're a foodie.  You say you're cultured.  Quick, tell me:
Pasta or Composer.  Good luck.


From the random department:
Old Finnish people with things on their heads.


And this reminds me... TNSC has to expand their horizons:
15 Best Dive Bars in SF.


Reminder that tomorrow is Pi Day

"You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face.
You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on.
But you left all my empty beer cans all over the place."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Discretion

In case TNSC isn't enough for you, Ms. Heather Lake passes along some tips for discrete diurnal drinking:  18 sneaky ways to drink in public.  For women, it's even easier.

One place where discretion just doesn't matter is NOLA (Mardi Gras, or not.)  Even the po-po seem to get in the act.

"You don't have to remind me,
I smell like a skunk,
Excuse me baby but,
(hicup) I'm drunk."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC