This reminds me....I'm in LA this Thursday....and I was in LA last time I posted some related links. But these are updated for your Linkey-Loo™ pleasure: The new and expanded RPS #1, and a classic RPS #2!!















"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle....
My left hand holds a half a fifth of gin...."

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This week, by popular demand, Linkey-loo Robot™ brings cats, and MORE CATS!!









I said 'Wait a minute kitten, I'm no cat.....I'm a DOG!!!"

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This week's Linkey-loo™ is dedicated to TNSC founding member Tuesday McGowan, who left us a few years ago to get the ball rolling for TNSC Midwest. Even though she is busy organizing boozeheads there, and directing and designing television commercials 24/7 as her "day job", she still has time for her first passion: music. You can check out her band, "(in)camera". Be sure to give a listen to out their "sounds" section of the website, as well as the "news" link, to see what they're up to.




**Note the official neckwear of Thursday nights!!






And for you "younger" kids out there (like Lee), here is a fond remembrance of your after-school cartoons. (It takes a while to download.) Needless to say, it's disturbing.

Finally, if any of you are bored this weekend, the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival is going on in Golden Gate Park. Where else can one see The Knitters, Ralph Stanley, Doc Watson, Rosanne Cash, and DOLLY PARTON, all in one place, and all FREE?!?!


If this bar were school, I'd have a degree....

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This Linkey-loo™ is a total plate of shrimp , when viewed after Lee Lee the Musical Bee™ rant. TNSC member "Lucky Lindo" taught me that phrase.
















One Bourbon, one Scotch, one beer.

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Well, after all of eternity, our creator finally gets his shit together, hires some twentysomethings, and creates GodBot. He's got VC, prime downtown real estate, and enormous servers! Go ahead, give him a chat!!**

**does not work with Apple™ Safari™ Browser. God is obviously in cahoots with Microsoft™.

Cut & paste your God chats here.












And if GodBot can possibly be topped, here is another game of extreme skill: Porn Star or Pop Star?. Tama should ace this one!!!

Loco Gringos like a party!!!

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Hey sports fans!!! Football season is just around the corner, and the NHL strike is over. And just in time comes the fabulous "Seat Sipper"!!! There is also an oddly disturbing WMP movie of it in action.








Also, for your viewing pleasure, the "intertron" brings you a place to creatively post your darkest secrets. Thanks for the link, Tama!


My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle,
My left hand holds a half a fifth of gin.....

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Like you, I spend a lot of whittled-away hours at various bars. Like you, I always crave entertainment. Now, thanks to the "intertron", said entertainment has been delivered!!! They're all there.... all the classics!!!!












Gin & Tonics, tonight!!!

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I think that I'm starting to side with our heralded TNSC leader, and am calling a POX on this damned "Summer" weather!!!! It's nearly September and half of San Francisco hasn't seen the sun for weeks!! For relief, may I suggest a Fog Cutter. Brought to you courtesy of "Tiki Bar TV".
(it's 18MB, so sit tight...)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. "Ooh Lala!!!"











There's nothing to replace you,
'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine....

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Doing "double duty" this week. Sometimes, they're not all winners. At least you can get your aggressions out.

I can't remember if I posted this one, or not. If not, here is your chance to be "MADE" in the Mafia.



Gonna sue Jack Daniels for hittin' me,
With the side of a big ol' live oak tree....

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Sometimes, it's just a sad, sad world out there.

But there is some hope out there to battle it all.



One little sip and now look at me,
If this bar were school, I'd have a degree....

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You all remember that fantastic booze search-engine of the late 90's "Webtender"? Well I just want to say that I'm holding out my money for the IPO of the latest and greatest in that department: Droogle. (damn Canadians)



And I'm not a fan of either "Blogs" or "Star Wars", but THIS IS HILARIOUS

I'm full. Full of that Malt Liquor bull.
But I'm set. I 've got a crooked cigarette.

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Yaaaaaaaay!!!! ANOTHER INTERNET SKILL GAME!!!! It's harder than it looks. And yes, we've all been there. Note: it's easier with a mouse than it is with a track pad.

Send your high scores here.



And in a matter related to those silly lyrics that accompany the TNSC Robot's weekly emails, Porn Robot Tama submits this nifty website. (At first, I thought that it was a "gay" site!!!)

Loco Gringos like a party!

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Yeah it's a few years old ...but what the hell.







There's nothing to replace you, but liquor, beer and wine.


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Here it is, the long-awaited review of 20 Cheap Beers. It's like the Johnoson brothers could have written this!! Observe the fine product photography (and notice how the pix get inexplicably skewed toward the end of the 1st page!! Classic!

And wishing long time TNSC associates Spaz and Ellen a very happy wedding this weekend!!


Beer :30!!!!


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In a constant attemp to provide you with "linkified" entertainment, my travels bring me accross the globe to some behind-the-scenes action at the Japanese Space Program

And speaking of Space Programs, this is one I'm sure you've never heard of. Be sure to play the movie.




Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!!


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All that I can say is this link is pretty fuckin' cool!!! Just click on they guys, and watch 'em go!!

Oh, and again, I just want to give a Happy Birthday shout out to TNSC founding member Josh Johnson!! Here are a couple of gifts for you!!!!









Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!!



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This week's link is in honor of Gay Pride Week here in SF. It might take a while to load...no pun intended. And in a completely non-homosexual related topic, a gift for the person who has everything, or perhaps someone you really HATE!!!





"It's interracial cowboy, homo kind of love."
(I love how I don't have to leave the Reverend Horton Heat songbook)

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If you've got the bandwidth, I've got Tiki TV. Nothing like bored, intellegent, (and not to mention drunk) students with Apple's "Studio" package to create entertainment with a message. I suggest starting from the bottom up. Notice that their bartender is named Johnny...just like ours!!! Except he's named it not once, but twice.



"Oh Lala is RIGHT!!!"


"Gone to Tahiti on vacation. In the jungle I found me a Tiki man."

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Each week I scour the World Wide Web in order to bring links of joy to all of you fine folks. This week was no exception. As a guy who has to shave maybe every other day, I think I have a long way to go if I want to compete. Too bad Carl just bowed out of the competition last week. I appreciate the International flavor of it, yet there is some stiff local competition, too.


**Note appropriate Thursday Night attire **

Finally, an answer to a questions that I've always had. I love the booze-fueled sciences. All you need is a digital camera and too much time on your hands.

"There's nothing to replace you, 'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine."

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First off, please scroll down to last week's Linkey Loo posting. Though I was chillin' on vacation, if that is possible in Palm Springs, I still managed to steal enough wireless signal off of the hotel office so as to be able to generate a Linkey-Loo for y'all. The only downside was that when I went to publish it, "Blogger" was out of commission, and it didn't make it up to the site in time. That said, here is the little song that I sang to myself each day of vacation. Yes, it does take a bit of time to load, but it does also have MONKIES!!!




"There's nothing to replace you, 'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine."

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Yaaayyy!!! I'm on vacation in Palm Springs. It's 100+ degrees (112 on Sunday, a record), but weather aside, much here reminds me of San Francisco. There is even a place called "Hamburger Mary's". It's a chain restaurant that has no relation to our original SOMA/Maui institutions that have unfortunately gone by the wayside. It is neat and tidy, and painted in bright, bold, primary colors and expensive art on the walls. There are no baby bottle creamers on the table, no wheat bread and there is even one in Sacramento. There are also many rainbow flags proudly displayed around town. Which got me thinking about this week's Linkey-Loo.

See you guys next week.

"Those cowboys will be pea-green with envy, when they see his cute behind!!"

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I was never into "magick", or any of that other mumbo-jumbo that would allow one a view into one's future. First off, I never believed it, and secondly....I really don't want to know. I'd rather have my future be a surprise to me. Just like I want each Thursday night to be a surprise to me. But I just found something that may make me change my mind. At any rate, I know a few things that are in my future tonght: sweet, sweet beer, and some good times with great friends.

Now you too can excell in the Advertising field.



"My drinking days are over, so let me hear "amen"
My drinking days are over.....and over again."

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Everyone really is hot on "Cinco de Mayo" around here. In high school, we used to call it "Cinco de Santa Cruz" as the majority of the Hispanic students ditched class for fun & sun at the Boardwalk. But I want to point out a day that I find to be even more pertinent: May 6th. AKA "No Pants Day. Make sure you leave yours at home tomorrow!!!



And from the "Down Under" news bureau, this story takes "legless" to a whole different level.




Cinco de Mayo, Dia de arboejo!!

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I really like bacon.



Did I mention that REALLY LIKE BACON?!?!?




Oh, and did anyone beat my high score of 1356 ft.???

I'm just happy to he beer home for the nest of the right. I'll explain in the morning cuz the kitchen brights too light!!

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Being a true suburbanite, I really never get to witness the beauty of what big cities, like San Francisco, or Manhattan offer in the way of Public Access Television. Thank goodness for the "interwebtron".



Young Girls and Gin may be the cure!!

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This ever happen to anyone at work? If this is acting, are there any terms in this fabulous glossary that would be applicable? (Thanks Jason. Thanks Tama)

And if you want a little more "shake" in your cocktails, this announcement is from TNSC member/belly dancer Sue Erokan (yes, it's a plug):

Thursday, April 7, 8 p.m. (dance performances begin at 9)--$5

Clandestine is very proud to present to you an evening of belly dance and music at The Stud, one of SF's oldest (and most fabulous!) gay bars.

The amazing lineup includes:

bhangra beats by DJ Jimmy Love Little
live music by Liz and Jen of Vocolot
and belly dance by:
Clandestine (including Rachel and Amy!)
Azure
Azure's students (with Michael of Azure)
Bastet (featuring former members of Lotus and guest performances by
former members of the Indigo)

Address:
The Stud
399 9th Street @ Harrison
San Francisco, CA
415-252-STUD

Tee Martunis at bunch with the loss.

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SAY NO MORE!!!


There's nothing to replace you, 'cept Liquor, Beer and Wine.

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Unfortunately, I only own a laptop computer. Not complaining. But if I had a PC of a larger, immobile type, I would definitely accessorize it with one of THESE!!! There is nothing else that I could possibly link you to that could top it.


Gin & Tonics Tonight!!

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Okay. It's spelled B-O-R-E-D!!! But if it's action you're looking for, ROCK ON!! And if that's just too fast paced for you, there's always SHEEP DASH!!! Oh, and happy St. Pat's day, y'all.

Nothin' to replace you, 'cept liquor, beer and wine.

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Here is a linkey-loo for your speakers. Mmmmmmm. And while we're on the subject of fast food, here is another. (This guy was actually on his way to his job as manager at Jack in the Box™

Loco Gringos like a party!!!

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Sweet Jesus!!! These two links go hand in hand. Sign me up for BOTH!!! Okay....so maybe only ONE of these is legitimate.

When it rains it rains, Bourbon from heaven....

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Okay. I'm back in town, and back in action. For your linkey-loo "pleasure" this week, here is a little "pop" quiz. And when you're done with that, here is a bonus. "Pencils down" will signify the end of the test. Good luck. Ready? Begin.

When it rains it rains, Bourbon from heaven....

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Most of you TNSCers are currently experiencing rains of biblical proportions. Me? I'm FREEEEEEEEEZING!!! Although I know TNSC/Toronto is laughing hysterically at my plight.

At any rate, I'm fully committed to getting one of these fantastic "Pimp Cups" I propose a custom TNSC pattern.

Gin & Juice, Boyeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try this at home!!! If you happen to be at Aunt Patty's place, then by all means, go ahead. She'll even make sure that you have a cold one!!

And from the Kentucky bureau, Matt Hegarty submits this prophetic link. I'm afraid we're hurling ahead with breakneck speed!!!

Gin & Tonics Tonight!!!

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Here's a little glimpse into what my daily life feels like. I'm sure yours is the same (though being able to wake up as late as 8am would be pretty cool.)

And here as a website dedicated to a guy named Chris from a different guy named Chris.

Bottoms Up!!!

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I picked this 1st link especially for list member Bishop Johnson. I think she knows most of them by heart.

And the 2nd link is for list memeber Tama Blough, since she sews and knows material, and can make quality clothing and stuff.

Hit me two times!!!!!

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I unfortunately will be spending my TNSC awaiting a "last flight out". Fortunately, I can spend it at the fabulous : Encounters™ Lounge.

In the meantime, please test your knowledge of alcohol with this handy quiz. It IS multiple choice. Send in your scores. Winners could score GREAT PRIZES!!!! I got a 137 without blinking. That makes me a "Bacardi 151", suckers!!

I scored a....
.
It's Martini Time!!!!

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For your "linking pleasure" today, I present you with a quiz and some useless booze-related scientific trivia.

Which character are you?
.
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

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Yeah, I work on commercial advertising for a living. Some are entertaining, some not. Some are in Spanish, Korean, French, and Japanese. Check the alphabet for your favorite commercial talent.

Gin & Tonics, tonite!!! And welcome to 2005.

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