Science

With Summer just around the corner (evident by the dense fog and blustery wind), I'm proposing we roll back the season's parties to the 80's, but with a twist.

I give you Jell-o™ Shot Waffles.   (pretty sure that they're calling them "jelly" to avoid a lawsuit) 

 

Even though it took 2 1/2 days to set-up, I ask why?

 

"I really did love getting drunk with my friends
About 14 years and it never did end
I take good care of rules you don't see
I can't let go, it won't let me be"


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Shaken and Stirred

Shaken and Stirred 

  

As we approach the lazy daze of Summer,  Lake's Linx™ bring us some fine accessories to make cocktail creation more of a pleasure than it already is.  

For your ease of execution we bring you both the old, and the new.  

One,  I'm sure,  is available via mail-order or Amazon™; the other will probably require some sort of time transport back to the 19th century. 
 

 "It's Martini time (Gin, ice, shaker!),
Martini time (olive or lime!),
Martini time (gotta have glasses!),
Make it with a layer of ice this time!"


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Throne Madness

Thankfully I don't have HBO, or else Sunday night would be blotto night.  Don't believe me?  Review the choices.  Mad Men does rack up the points, though.  But, if you want to take the boat to "Blackout Island" via "Game of Drinks", please find the directions here.  (courtesy of Ms. Lake)

Bon Voyage!

 Now I just need to find a horn!

 
"My throne is just a La-Z-Boy
A hotrod Ford is just a toy
I may rule, but I can't be mean
I still must answer to the queen
King!
Here in my house
King!
Here in my castle, I'm king of the house"


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Either / Or

Remember they halcyon days of internet browsing?   Circa 2005.   So do I.

Steakhouse or Gay Bar? and  Stephen or Steven? take me back to that time.

 
"Yeah, the Starlight Lounge
Is a happy little place.
A really fun place where
You can lose your face.

And all of my friends
Including me are insane.
It's a little hide-a-way
To hide away from the pain"


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Bad Ideas

Courtesy of Ms. Lake:

Pricing power at the bar (shouldn't there be some regulatory commissio for this?!?)

And some truly questionable advertising.
























"I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted"


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Is Bombay, is Not Bombay

Along the lines of "There, I Fixed It", but from the opposite side of the globe, comes "Only in India". I don't know if it's "redneck" there, or not, but it's pretty interesting.

In the name of science, here's a recent report about alcohol & sex (AKA "beer goggles").















"Baby boom or 'X',
I don't know what I am,
All i need to know is when it's time to slam,
Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight!!"


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Peep Show

Just in time for Easter, Heather Lake submits Epic Rap Battles.

And speaking of Easter, here's an unusual cocktail concoctio : The Easter Bunny Cocktail. This comes from 2 Canadians, so I'm not too sure about it.





















"Well I'm full
Full of that malt liquor bull
But I'm set
I got a crooked cigarette."


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Hereafter

Before we get to it, though, let's do a quick check-in and see what the folks over at There, I Fixed It are up to. I always love the ingenuity.

Upon my demise, I've always planned on having myself cremated and placed in a cocktail shaker on the mantel for Julie to enjoy for years to come. I'm not sure how much ash I'd generate, so it might have to be 2 shakers worth. That said, I recently ran across this, which is making me rethink my eternal plans. Julie kindly pointed out that it's only a paint job, and would be infinitely cooler if it were made from the real thing. I have to concur.



























"So, when you meet the man With bacon
Watch your back and don't sleep sound
For if he catches you unawakened
He'll serve you fried or ground

And make the world round
He'll make it go round"


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Madness!!

That's right! This coming weekend marks the return of Mad Men. In the spirit of it's return (no pun intended) and, in typical commercial fashio , these following links are brought to you by Ms. H Lake:

How to Drink Like a Mad Man.

How to Drink Like a Mad Woman. (va-va-vooom!)

And some "Brick and Mortar" advertising genius.

Thanks, Heather!!













"Dirty, dry, up or in between
From the very first sip you know what I mean
When you're out with a babe you don't nickle or dime
Guessin' that means that it's Martini time!"


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DONK

Learned that word from TNSC Member Jay Herda not too long ago. I think it's a "Cleve thing". One needs large wheels for it to be official.

TNSC does not condone drinking & driving, especially in one of these I'm sure you can find a donk, or ten, in here.




















"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels
For hittin' me
With the trunk of a big old
Live Oak Tree
He hurt me this morning
With the bright sunlight
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels
For what he did to my face last night!"


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Human Pinterest

In case you're looking for a gift idea for some new TNSC parents. Actually, I think it's already been purchased.

Just when I was pondering how truly interesting my life has been, I run across this in one of the trade "e-rags".



















"We're driving Lamborghinis and we're sipping on Martinis
With caviar and blinis but we're spying on bikinis
We're sowing what we're reaping and we're here to set you free
Apocalypse is nearing, won't you tell me how you're feeling?"


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