Thursday, May 03, 2018

I Tölt You So!!


Drinking and trotting.  Huh?

Drinking and testing.  Only in SF.

Drinking for drinking's sake.  Happy 50th Bday, Specs!!


(Links by Lake™)





















"The X-rays of my liver,
 Look like moldy old Swiss cheese,
 My heart pumps blood and alcohol,
 Through hardended arteries."



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, April 26, 2018

"Hey Shteeeve...."


I know this was posted in the past, but, since this is baseball season, I had to post again.  Harry Caray's Diary. 

And I'm going to assume that he didn't consume the contents his props before use.  Fascinating.

















"Holy Cow!!  It's a double!!"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, April 19, 2018

Death and Texas


I've never been a big fan of the Bush family, or Texas for that matter, but a conversation w/ the wife Tuesday sounded like this:

She:  Did you hear about Barbara Bush?
He:   (after just checking Google News feed)
        Article 42 minutes ago* says that she's sipping Bourbon.
She:  Article 8 minutes ago says that she's dead.
He.   Oh.

* article has since been updated













"So farewell, my darling.
  Perhaps we'll meet again 
  On some sin-infested street corner
  In Houston, Texas"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, April 12, 2018

Garnish


Generally, cocktail garnish is easy to find.  But at the Sourdough Saloon, the "Sourtoe Cocktail" is a little different.  It's not everyday that the establishment gets some additional backup stock.





"Got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today Life is good today"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, April 05, 2018

Like the Sign Says...



























                             (We will return next week)





Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC





Thursday, March 29, 2018

Jesus Walks Into a Bar


You can't make this stuff up.

Following in the footsteps of Lucky 13 in Alameda?

Forget Sunday's Bring Your On Big Wheel...
It's April 1st - get your prank on!!


(Links by Lake™)











"Took a jump through Mississippi
 Muddy water turned to wine (yeah, yeah)
 Then out to California 
 Through the forests and the pines
 Ah, take me with you, Jesus"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, March 22, 2018

Gin Make You Sin!!

Even though everyone has seen this... please don't replicate
(especially after a Thursday night)

Before there were Linkies, there was the "Confessional". Though the technology wasn't there yet, it may have become something like this (w/o the Aussie accents)

Oldest known message in a bottle... a GIN bottle!!!










"Young girls and Gin may be the cure
  Young girls and Gin may be the cure
  I'm talkin' just as long as you stay pure
  Young girls and Gin may be the cure."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC





Friday, March 16, 2018

Pure Gold

Manners matter. (in this age of laziness)

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
(Where have I heard this before?)

Using the "Scientific Method"
(Thanks, Joan!!)

(Links by Lake™)










"I live my life for a layer of ice,
 Just like those poured by my bartender "Vice".
 Any taste of vermouth should be really sublime,
 When you have a good Martini time!"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, March 08, 2018

Noose-worthy

Bad bar news.  (place sux, and now we know why)

Good drinking news for allergy sufferers.  (Also helps avoid scurvy)

What a way to go.  (personally spent hours & hours down on Columbus x Jones)

(Links by Lake™)











"One Bourbon...
 One Scotch...
 One beer."


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, March 01, 2018

Photo Albums

THIS is pretty great.  (more here)

Please don't EVER do this.  (probably NSFW)

Camper English says...  (a treasure trove of linkies within)









"Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They tried to get me hammered
I said 'no'
But they insisted"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC





Thursday, February 22, 2018

Sign of the Times!!

What time is it? Time for a new (old) sign!!

A little late to the party.

In other competitio . (some folks are indifferent)

Science we can ALL get behind!!

(Links by Lake™)













"One glass at a time
 I'll drink her off my mind
 And forget the her last name
 Was once the same as mine"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, February 15, 2018

Thursday, February 08, 2018

History Lesson.


SF history lesson #1

SF history lesson #2

Go Eagles!!

(Links by Lake™)














"So pour me another one
I'm finished with the other one
I'm drinkin' my baby goodbye."



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, February 01, 2018

Local Editio !!


Check out some local bars.

Check out MORE local bars.

File under "Good Brewery News"


(Links by Lake™)





















"Well I woke up Friday morning
 With no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt
 And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
 So I had one more for dessert."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, January 25, 2018

Low-Cal


Bow down to your avian overlords!!

Lucky you live in Hawaii?!?

All the beer news that's fit to print.

(Links by Lake™)




"Well I woke up Friday morning
 With no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt
 And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
 So I had one more for dessert."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, January 18, 2018

What the Deuce?!?


1.  It's now illegal to drink and drone in New Jersey?

2.  KFC™ Cocktails?

3.  Crafts Project:  Hidden booze shelf?

4.  Drunk Doctors?  (it's always the surgeons...)





"I couldn't drink enough to make this make sense
But I think I'm gonna give it a try"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC



Thursday, January 11, 2018

Ingenuity


I recent cracked shower head holder quick-stop repair reminded me of There, I Fixed It!!

Brilliant Kiwi New Year's booze ban workaround.

Dining as god intended.    (Is just weird)




          ^^ Not my handiwork, BTW ^^


"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree!"



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, January 04, 2018

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Bar Trends - Stay or Go?  (interesting discussion)

Prepare for Weed 2018.

Phrases I'd never think I'd say:  US Hipster Index

(Links by Lake™)













"If I go, there will be trouble
 And if I stay it will be double
 So come on and let me know
 Should I cool it or should I blow?"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC





Thursday, December 14, 2017

This is in-Gin-eous!!!

In the 20 day Christian run up to Christmas, Star Wars™ themed bars will open in 3 cities.

Looking for gifts?  Well go no further than here and here.

Personally, I'm enjoying my Ginvent Calendar daily, a dram at a time (courtesy of TNSC founding member Tuesday McGowan!!)

(Links by Lake™ - and others)




"That woman's got me drinking 
Look at the state I'm in
Give me 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 
10 bottles of gin!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC






Thursday, December 07, 2017

You Reddit Here


Apparent rites of passage as a Bay Area resident.

And I hear the future is automation.  (circa 1890)

Albeit a little highbrow for this group, but we've been around for 20 of the 25 years.  Cheers!!

(Links by Lake™) 


"Show me the way to the next Whisky bar.
Oh, don't ask why.  Oh, don't ask why.
For if we don't find the next Whisky bar,
I tell you we must die.  I tell you we must die."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC






Thursday, November 30, 2017

Shit. Fuck. Damn. Piss. Hell.

Most commons swear words on Reddit. 
(Obviously NSFW, but if you gone this far already...)

I could do this all day...

Now you too can open 6 beers at once!






"Like a cool Daiquiri,
With the twist of a lime,
I could get used to this,
All of the time."







Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC






Thursday, November 23, 2017

Givin' Thanks

One to survive the holiday.  Good Luck.

The Homestead's neighbor, explained.  (topic for conversation at next week's meeting)

Literally the last place I’d want to see a lingerie show.


(Links by Lake™) 










Have a great holiday, everyone!!


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC






Thursday, November 16, 2017

I Love the 80's

(Not necessarily me, but someone does)

(I plead guilty to most - esp. #11, #16, #18, #23. #29 & #31)


"The" El Rio now has legacy business status.  (Sorry, JPo)

(Links by Lake™) 


"Eighties, I'm living in the eighties
 Eighties, I have to push, I have to struggle
 Eighties, get out of my way, I'm not for sale no more
 Eighties, let's kamikaze till we get there

 And we sang

 You do it this way"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC





Thursday, November 09, 2017

Kiss Them for Me


Beloved SFist shut down (along w/ the entire Gothamist network.)
(Thanks Joe Ricketts - there goes my support of your Cubbies)

More history behind some of SF's street names.

SF''s reigning cinematic hotel.

(Links by Lake™)


"It's divine, oh it's serene
 In the fountains pink champagne
 Someone carving their devotion
 In the heart shaped pool of fame

 'Nothing or no-one will ever
 Make me let you down.'"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







Thursday, November 02, 2017

It Just Went On and On...


Drone bartenders?  I see bars with 30 ft. ceilings trending...
(this kind of stuff makes my head hurt.)

Thankfully, silence prevails in the most wonderful of ways on Dr. Phil.









"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin."


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC