All Work and No Play....

... indeed!!

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Bender

Wow.  Even something that a drunken robot can appreciate: 
Makr Shakr  Awesome.

Long-time list member Ms. Heather Lake submits two links that can only be described as borderline "Trekake"

Space... the Wino Frontier (yay!! MDM!!!)

And StarTrekTikTok.  The final frontier?  It's beyond me.

 

"Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said 'No!!'
But they insisted."

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Listses

As in...

You're a San Franciscan.

You're a drunkard.

You like films & books.

"Lets rock
Yeah lets rock
Lets roll
Baby watering hole."

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Indee...

... as in "Rock" - 90's style and beyond.

That one should keep you occupied for a while.

 

"Going up to Lousiana,
With a pool room key,
To see the beer drinking guru,
Who put a spell on me."

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Hipster Belly

As the economy comes roaring back, and social media is creating the next dot.com in SF, more and more, I see these non-TNSC-minded "kids" slinging cameras at restaurants I rarely frequent.

But to drive the point home, here's "Eat It, Don't Tweet It."

"The X-rays of my liver
Look like molded old Swiss cheese.
My heart pumps blood and alcohol
Through hardened arteries."

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Oh!!! de Toilette!!

Though I really should lob this question to the pr0n robot, as she's wired for olfactory perception, but why on earth would a new company create something that makes one smell like Whiskey or Gin?

Especially since venerable scent companies have been doing this for years?

Me?  I prefer acquiring my scent the "Old-fashioned" way:  by drinking it in abundance and letting it seep through my pores!

"You don't have to remind me,
I smell like a skunk,
Excuse me baby but,
(hicup) I'm drunk."

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Lake's Lynx

Ms. Heather Lake routinely makes my life easier by passing along "Linkey Loos" from across the expanse of the internet.  The do run the gamut of the spectrum and occasionally are themed.

For instance:

Tasteless.

Tasteless from Texas.

"Quietly here I'll sleep  
I won't even make a peep  
You won't even know I'm here 
Just letting you know that we're out of beer
Couch surfin'!!"

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Things You Should Know...

When you're in a bar.

Or an airplane.

























"Well I'm full,
Full of that malt liquor bull,
But I'm set,
I got a crooked cigarette.





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Metro-Gnome

If you're an old-skool audiofile, or just British.  You'll appreciate  Knobfeel.

Too confusing?  Check the archive.

(Courtesy of long-time TNSC list member (and relatively new dad) Chris Hamilton)

"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
Hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night"




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Out of the Hat

Just in time for Easter (already?!?) Ms. Heather Lake submits links that have multiplied like... well... rabbits!

Rabbits for the dog lover... and his 1 million viewers. 

Rabbits for Monty Python fans.

Someone who has absolutely nothing else to do but gather rabbit clips from movies throughout the ages and edit them together.

And, of course, Creepy Easter Bunnies.

We can't forget a couple of these:

"Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said no
But they insisted."



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Same as it Ever Was

Photogarpher Matthew Ralston's amazing yet disturbing puppets.

Out drinking with your friends?  Heather Lake reminds us "there's an app for that."

And let us enjoy look into some pretty great libation adverts from the past.






















"Swears each drink
Is the last
Tells the same lie each night
And breaks every promise
Til she makes me go crazy
Shes gonna drive me to drinking"


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Riddle Off the Top

Apparently these are the latest hair-dos (and don'ts) from North Korea.  Most look pretty DEVO approved.  It IS a beautiful world!

Speaking of extreme, here's an only-in-Texas concoctio .   A burger, huh?

I've had the Road-Rash Mary at the Twisted Spoke in CHI (w/ our heralded founder) and that had just the right liquid-to-food ratio, in my opinion.

"Bottle to the left of me
 A doorway to the right.
Should I stay or make my way
Into the lonesome night....tide
Night tide
Just drift away and drown your misery
Hey night tide
I hear you callin' me."


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Lake's Lynx

Here's a Winter avalanche of links from long-time TNSC member Heather Lake:

You got your Scotch link, 
your automated bartender link (looks Italian, but I guess it's Belgian), 
your breast link (looks Southern),
and your Science link.

What more can a man ask for?

And with this inclement weather, be careful... it's wet out there

"The bartender just
Lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here
For a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge..."


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'57 Sedan

There's nothing better than the way depicts world news.  In this case, NASCAR™.  Nice fluid dynamics.

By now everyone has probably already seen it... but if you haven't, you have just one job.

"A '57 sedan
And it's a mom and pop car
And now your old boyfriend's back
My only friend's at the bar!"



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LUV

If you can't make TNSC tonight, here are 5 top "date" bars in SF.  Hmmm....

"You're gonna die the way you live
And the way you drink you're like a river
Bound for falls and not much fun
You're gonna crash on the barrelhead son"

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Devil Doll

Submitted by Mrs. Julie Chimenti:

There are 10,000 kinds of awesome in Roman & Minnie's Satanic Cocktail Hour.

From Sammy's glass eye in the SF-based 1973... um... "classic"... Poor Devil (yep... that's the full movie there), to numerous stories of Anton LaVey, Mia Farrow and  Aleister Crowley.

It's definitely NSFW.  Check out the entire blog, but be warned, sinners!

"People turn their heads, she scares little kids 
Eyes narrow, jaw is set, she'll fix you with a stare  
She keeps her body hidden, let's her eyes make her bid 
I'd wrap her up in a bullet and shoot her round the world!"

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All Good Info...

... readily available on the web, but compiled here for you.

Like this, this, and don't forget this.

"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin."


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Top and Bottom

Best:  (only #18?!?  Step it up!!)
  &
Worst: 

Cock
 &
Balls

Thanks to chief TNSC statistician Heather Lake for the content mining. 

"Excuse me baby can't control myself
(in the octopus mode, the octopus mode)
A cute thing like you by this ocean shelf
(in the octopus mode, the octopus mode)

Merchant, Sailors Legionnaires
Sailors stare oh what a tease
Many arms and many squeeze
In the octopus mode"

(BTW - I don't need any Cephalopod differentiators brought to my attention - LLC)



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Absolutely Crazy

Let's get right into it:

10 Crazy Things People use To Make Booze.  (Of course, there's Pruno, in there.)

And what better way to burn off all of those empty calories but Dancing Behind People on a Cruise Ship?

"Don't mess with the guy with the one chipped tooth,
Don't mess with the guy in the blue plaid suit,
Don't mess with the guy with the big red guitar,
Don't mess with his girlfriend don't mess with his car. Hey!

You're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Yeah, you're cruisin' for a bruisin',
Don't say nothing about his girl or his car,
You just might fight the un-winnable war."

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