As we see that democratic hopeful John Kerry is getting a "makeover" in the media, this is one specifically for the RNC. Good luck to both gentlemen, and may the better-looking duo win. Oh, and I don't care how often I see this, it is still fuckin' FUNNY !!! Be sure to check page 1, as well as this.

Tee martunis at bunch with the loss....

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

How cool is this ?!?. A pretty slick one-button sport coat from my dad's old store. Check out that shawl collar, those "V" cuffs, and that red lining!! Be sure to scroll down and check out the label . While I'm on an eBay jag, this guy has left the BEST feedback EVER!! Be sure to poke around on all of the pages. I assure you that next week's links will have a little more activity.

I said no...but they insisted!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

In honor of the top box office draw this week, I give you some guys who have WAY too much time on their hands . Big download (52 MB- hope you have DSL) - and thank the software gods for lens flares and motion blur. And another technological breakthrough that has gone South: the "Sloganator". Sounds vaguely right-wing in nature. I wonder if Billie Joe knows about this? Oh wait, he's not in Metallica.

Young girls & gin may be the cure!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Welcome to July. We've made through another half year. The months pass faster than a Coors Light in the hands of Josh Johnson on a hot Saturday afternoon. Speaking of, try this game out. Pretty tough. Actually, pretty dumb. Yo! And if you want to really laugh, check it. You will need Windows? Media Player?

Party!! Get naked!! Buy us beer!! -

Linkey-Loo Robot? -
AJC

So, I like animals and all, but I don't usually consider myself a "dog-guy" by any stretch of the imagination. Man's best friend? Maybe. Mine? No. They require lots of attention, exercise, and time - three things I don't have an abundance of. Even if I did, I can't imagine shoving a coupla these in him just for a personal peace of mind. Make mental note: do not skip intro. Hell, if you're going to purchase a set for your canine, why not kick down some extra corn and get some for your car ?!?!

By the way, how did you guys score on last week's test ?

It's the rest of the world that's 3 drinks behind -

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Okay, so since this is a momentous month for me, I actually went and checked my "Alcoholoscope". You should, too. Damn. That's me, Gemini to a "tee"! And for the gentlemen of the Social Club, a little game for you to take a shot at. Ladies, of course feel free to try.

It's the rest of the world that's 3 drinks behind -

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

I'll give you two reasons why people outside "the industry" shouldn't be allowed to have DV cams. One. Two. On second thought, that last one was pretty great!! *You might need QuickTime.

Party like there's no tomorrow -

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

They don't call him the Secretary of Defense for nothin'!!! I almost peed in my pants upon viewing this...which creates a natural segue to our next link . "Pass" one on to a friend!!

Happy Thursday -

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

As May comes to a close, and we're looking at starting a long weekend off right on a Thursday nite, all I can say is OMFG!!! This link encompasses all facets of geekdom!! You will probably need a QuickTime player for this - either for Mac or Windows. And one additional game for all of you to enjoy. Watch out, it's addictive .


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AJC

Linkey-Loo Robot reporting from the land of sunshine. You won't find this in any local bar anytime soon. Apparently the link is dedicated to TNSC founder Mathias Genser. I've always wondered how to make one of these!!! Coming soon: the results of last week's competition.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

First off, make sure that you scroll down to last week's Linkey-loo. When the TNSC Robot fails to direct folks to the site for a Venue Announcement, my incredibly taxing work often goes unnoticed. Next, go here to create yet another fine work of post-modern cyber-art. When you're done with your masterpiece, submit it here. A select panel of judges will review all submissions and reward the winner with a cool, delicious adult beverage.
Good luck!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

File this one in the only in America category. I honestly don't know how "social" this could be. And it could put extremely talented folks like John Metsker out of work!!!

And here are some great gifts for kids of all ages and beliefs.

Happy Seis de Mayo!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

One day you'll all fondly remember the days when turntables killed live music. When those days return in a "retro" manner you'll be ready. With your own Groove Control , you can suitably entertain the drinking masses. Alright, I have to admit that it's pretty cool. Just pick a "beat" and let the groove move you...or not.

Without appearing "lacist" I bring you this site submitted by one of our own TNSC members. Have a poke around it. Pretty funny.

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

I make my living, more or less, in advertising. However most of the stuff I deal with is rather mundane (kid's cereal, cellular phone services, cars.) You get the picture. Once, just ONCE, I want to be able to work on something that's little racier. Like this! or this. Or even this. But at that point, I think I'm stepping on the Porn Robot's toes. Notice that the logo contains "Primus". I wonder if Les, Ler and Tim know that.

Have a "safe" Thursday!!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

This submission comes to us courtesy of our newest list member, Don Campbell. I think I've seen this one before...but it's still funny. And just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Tyler the dog. You'll need a Windows Media Player for this one.


Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

My job is getting easier and easier. Tama, the person that put the Porn in "Porn Robot" give's us this stimulating link.

And TNSC/Toronto member Chris Hamilton brings us this friendly reminder.

While were at it, here is a dumb Easter link just in time for this holy season. Or should I say "Ho"- ly season?

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

In response to last month's "March Madness" in the sports world, the linkey loo robot brings you "naked hoops". This RULES!!

And while we're at it (and I'm sure you've ALL seen this recently) I bring you the pimp name generator!

Yo!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

Busy. Old. Funny.

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Linkey Loo Robot is back in action!!! Computer is up and running with a new logic board. Finally!! This link comes to us from North of the border, submitted by TNSC member, Chris Hamilton for your approval. Everything one will ever need for a life of evil!

Linkey-Loo Robot
AJC

Well now, it's been quite some time since I pinch-hit for the Linkey-Loo Robot, but the time has come again.

This is perhaps one of the more curious websites I've seen lately. Try not to stare at the front page too long, as it might trigger an epileptic seizure. I ain't got epilepsy, but I siezed up and passed out. When I woke I thought I was a pig: CLIK THIS LINK.

Submit a link, lunkheads: Here's a dopey link.

Yours ever in gastric distress,

TNSC Robot