Word on the street is that Josh Johnson has a sexy new cell phone..... with a fancy camera no less!! Oh, and for some reason, this audition tape makes me laugh. Ouch!!

"I live my life on a layer of ice. Just like those poured by my bartender Vice"

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Yaaaayyyyyy!!! Another "Blood & Guts" game! Now go out and IMPALE SOMEBODY!!!!!

"It's Martini Time!!"

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Linkey-loos this week are submissions from our valued members. Tama brings you this: EEEEWWWWWW!!!!! And "TNSC Southwest" presiding president Dave Revis submits a retort to the craze ostensibly started by California's own "Governator". Keep your cameras handy!!

"I'm callin' in twisted!!"

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Since the TNSC Robot blew it last week, I get to let this on ride for one more Thursday!!!
Say no MORE !!! Aye!!! Maybe even better than this old standby.

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I'll make it quick. You get 4 for 1 .

Knock yourselves out.


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Cath-o-lic...school-girls-rule....Cath-o-lic school girls ru-ule!!!**

Yeah, Anthony Kiedis said it best.

** May not work with Safari browser. Give IE a shot.


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Hey, the links can't all be pretty.


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A story from our correspondent at TNSC Toronto. Ummmm....photo? WTF?!?!? And always be sure to tip your waitresses - A public service announcement from TNSC.

Gin & Tonics Tonite!!!

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As we see that democratic hopeful John Kerry is getting a "makeover" in the media, this is one specifically for the RNC. Good luck to both gentlemen, and may the better-looking duo win. Oh, and I don't care how often I see this, it is still fuckin' FUNNY !!! Be sure to check page 1, as well as this.

Tee martunis at bunch with the loss....

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How cool is this ?!?. A pretty slick one-button sport coat from my dad's old store. Check out that shawl collar, those "V" cuffs, and that red lining!! Be sure to scroll down and check out the label . While I'm on an eBay jag, this guy has left the BEST feedback EVER!! Be sure to poke around on all of the pages. I assure you that next week's links will have a little more activity.

I said no...but they insisted!

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In honor of the top box office draw this week, I give you some guys who have WAY too much time on their hands . Big download (52 MB- hope you have DSL) - and thank the software gods for lens flares and motion blur. And another technological breakthrough that has gone South: the "Sloganator". Sounds vaguely right-wing in nature. I wonder if Billie Joe knows about this? Oh wait, he's not in Metallica.

Young girls & gin may be the cure!!

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Welcome to July. We've made through another half year. The months pass faster than a Coors Light in the hands of Josh Johnson on a hot Saturday afternoon. Speaking of, try this game out. Pretty tough. Actually, pretty dumb. Yo! And if you want to really laugh, check it. You will need Windows? Media Player?

Party!! Get naked!! Buy us beer!! -

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So, I like animals and all, but I don't usually consider myself a "dog-guy" by any stretch of the imagination. Man's best friend? Maybe. Mine? No. They require lots of attention, exercise, and time - three things I don't have an abundance of. Even if I did, I can't imagine shoving a coupla these in him just for a personal peace of mind. Make mental note: do not skip intro. Hell, if you're going to purchase a set for your canine, why not kick down some extra corn and get some for your car ?!?!

By the way, how did you guys score on last week's test ?

It's the rest of the world that's 3 drinks behind -

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Okay, so since this is a momentous month for me, I actually went and checked my "Alcoholoscope". You should, too. Damn. That's me, Gemini to a "tee"! And for the gentlemen of the Social Club, a little game for you to take a shot at. Ladies, of course feel free to try.

It's the rest of the world that's 3 drinks behind -

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I'll give you two reasons why people outside "the industry" shouldn't be allowed to have DV cams. One. Two. On second thought, that last one was pretty great!! *You might need QuickTime.

Party like there's no tomorrow -

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They don't call him the Secretary of Defense for nothin'!!! I almost peed in my pants upon viewing this...which creates a natural segue to our next link . "Pass" one on to a friend!!

Happy Thursday -

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As May comes to a close, and we're looking at starting a long weekend off right on a Thursday nite, all I can say is OMFG!!! This link encompasses all facets of geekdom!! You will probably need a QuickTime player for this - either for Mac or Windows. And one additional game for all of you to enjoy. Watch out, it's addictive .


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Linkey-Loo Robot reporting from the land of sunshine. You won't find this in any local bar anytime soon. Apparently the link is dedicated to TNSC founder Mathias Genser. I've always wondered how to make one of these!!! Coming soon: the results of last week's competition.

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First off, make sure that you scroll down to last week's Linkey-loo. When the TNSC Robot fails to direct folks to the site for a Venue Announcement, my incredibly taxing work often goes unnoticed. Next, go here to create yet another fine work of post-modern cyber-art. When you're done with your masterpiece, submit it here. A select panel of judges will review all submissions and reward the winner with a cool, delicious adult beverage.
Good luck!

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File this one in the only in America category. I honestly don't know how "social" this could be. And it could put extremely talented folks like John Metsker out of work!!!

And here are some great gifts for kids of all ages and beliefs.

Happy Seis de Mayo!

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