Smug Alert

Just as I'm starting to find the intertron littered with boring links like this or this, I remeber that there is always The Virtual Bartender. This is their updated v2 submissio!!! Go ahead - give 'em a command. Under any other circumstances, I'd be slapped.

Good wholesome fun.

























See you all tonight!!!


"My heart pumps blood and alcohol,
through hardened arteries."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC




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Ling Kee Lew

An oldie, but a goodie . Always freshly updated!!

And this one I can mess with for hours and hours .















See you all tonight!!!


"Over 60,000 miles I've traveled,
To drink more beer than Al Capone bottled.
(and did he bottle!)"

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AJC




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Summit


sum·mit

n. The highest point or part; the top.
The highest level or degree that can be attained.
The highest level, as of government officials.
A conference or meeting of high-level leaders, usually called to shape a program of action.

That's right, kids, just a reminder to show up tonight at 8pm at The Orbit Room. Come earlier to assure that you get cocktails created by the fabulous bartendress, Alberta.

Meanwhile, to keep you occupied, here's a little "relative" site, and my contibution:

















See you all tonight!!!


"I threw a little party cuz it just felt right,
It's lasted ten years, and it's goin' on tonight!."

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AJC




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Back in Action

Between work and our little "vacation" to Arizona last weekend (strange things happen there), I've been seeing the inside of way too many airports lately. But the stars aligned and I did manage to get myself out of LA a day and a half early!! But not after having dinner last night with no less than 10 ex-Giant Killer Robots. "Robo Bobo" says to say hi to all of you out there, and misses you TNSC'ers dearly.

Anyway, this is apparently not too new, but it is still incredibly awesome!!!

And for your second Linkey-Loo pleasure, if someone figures out what in the hell this is and how to play it, please let me know. I'm so confused. I think it involves catching farm animals in baskets (see top linkey), but I'm not too sure.

















"Gonna sue Jack Daniels for hittin' me,
with the trunk of a big ol' live oak tree."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC




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Play Ball!!!

No Linkey Loo today. I'm on vacation.




"If this bar were school,
I'd have a degree"

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AJC




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Neutral

I just read the most wonderful news!!! An all this time I just chalked up my good health and lack of injuries to being lazy.

And of course I have to thank you TNSC'ers, like The Porn Robot for submitting such aggravating games. I think I need to purchase a new mouse.

Holy shit!! I just realized that I met my fantastic wife Julie on this day in 1985!!! Our relationship is now old enough to drink!!















"Where insanity comes in ticks and tocks,
Spend a night in the box!! (a night in the box)"

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AJC




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The Final Frontier

Somtimes I have to venture outside of my "comfort zone" and face up to the fact that I never understood the lure of Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, and the list goes on and on. I'm just not a Sci-Fi fan. Call me a realist.

But in an attempt to come to terms with it, I took this quiz. You should too. Direct your results to the "Rant" section on the righthand side of this webpage.

An just to prove a point, check out this poor sucker's story!
















"One Bourbon. One Scotch. One Beer."

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AJC




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Suddenly Saturday

For some odd reason, after having no days off for weeks, I finally find myself on this Thursday, but suddenly it's like a Saturday!! I have a date with my lawnmower, and if you're lucky, you may catch a glimpse of me this evening sans necktie. No shit!

With Valentine's Day just around the corner, gentlemen here is an easy e-greeting that you can send to your special lay-dee. WTF?!? (but I do enjoy the "loading" icon)

And for all of you gals out there, here's something that any upstanding TNSC guy would love to receive!









"There's nothing to replace you,
'cept liquor, beer and wine."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC




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Week of Wednesdays II

Linkey. Go.














"My drinking days are over, and over again"

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AJC




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Week of Wednesdays

As a continuing public service to all TNSC members, I bring you this years Presidential Sate of the Union Speech. No political punditry here.

And for you Action-Adventure/Martial Arts movie fans Top 30 Chuck Norris facts.














"Party!!! Get naked!!! Buy us Beer!!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC




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Too many days of work in a row

So all you get is this stupid game. Mmmmmmm......beer.

Oh hell, since we're talking about beer, here's your ultimate Beer Resource Center.

















"Loco Gringos like a party!!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC




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Better Late Than Never

Word.

"It's Beer :30!!!"

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AJC




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Here it is!!

The first Linkey-Loo offering of the new year. Since they ARE the enemy, here's yet another Penguin slaughter game !!! Damn...that thing sure is bloody!

And our next offering is a contest in which I will choose the most creative entry, and reward the recipient next week with an abundance of Thursday night goodness. Go here for the contest.

Submit your entries here.














"Gin and Tonics, tonight!!"

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AJC




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Happy F***ing New Year!!!

To start, I wanted to send a hearty TNSC congratulations to Lily and Lee Gardner and their new assistant editor . What a cutie.

And to wrap up this year's slew of holiday linkey-loos, honorary founding member Mathias Genser gives us "Pimp My Nutcracker" .

The wonderful Mrs. Julie Chimenti presents "Tampon Crafts" . (It's not only that time of the year...it's that time of the month.)

And lastly, to round out the year I give you 1,000 Bars in a Year . Seriously, read the blog if you can. This guy is too much, and gives inspiration to us all. Heh.





"My drinking days are over,
and over, again"

Happy New Year, y'all!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC




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It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like Christmas

Just look HERE for verification. That's GOOOOD readin'!!! (thank you, "Grinch" Porter)

And also out this month..."Tiki Bar TV"'s December offering .












"Jack Frost roasting on an open fire.
Chestnuts nipping at your nose"

Merry Xmas, y'all!

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Holiday Overload

Actually, since I've been working in LA the past 2 weeks on several jobs, I haven't really had a chance to catch the holday spirit. But I do have to say, this guy has . Sound up!!!

I know it's been sent around recently. At first I didn't believe it. I figured it was either a Flash™ or After Effects™ composite job. The guy and his electicity bill must both be off the scale.















"When it rains, it rains bourbon from heaven.
Don't you know each cloud contains, bourbon from heaven"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!

In this corner... weighing in at 185 lbs..... challenger Josh Johnson!!! (cheers).

In this corner... spanning 11 states at 2909 miles long ..... champion Interstate 80 !!!!!! (cheers).

Now go out and create your own fights!!









"Surprise, surprise. There's a band on stage.
Surprise, surprise. I'm in a bar."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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December already?

Being that this is Xmas month, I thought the Heavy Metal Secret Santa Song would be appropriate. WTF is a "KARKIS?!?!?" I figured it wasn't real but when I read:

...suffered a tragic blow when Kent Karkis' larynx was crushed during a men's league ice hockey game. Wrought with grief, the band took a hiatus while Kent attempted recovery, and a dark curtain covered the future of this promising group of musicians.

I HAD to believe it!!!

And while I'm on the subject of "WTF".... WTF?!?!?










"Gin and Tonics Tonight!!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Freefallin'.

This like is NOT about Tom Petty, or even a comment on the current political polls . The "Pr0n Robot" Tama Blough finds it relaxing, and says to use the cursor to torment dislodge the poor sucker.

Honorary TNSC founding member Mathias Genser finds this link "oddly appealing". So do I.

Oh, and Happy 29th Birthday to Ms. Low-retta Wilson!!!!




"There's nothin' to replace you,
'cept liquor, beer and wine."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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Support our troops.

That's a saying that is normally so overused I sometimes want to strangle someone for saying it. Here is one way to REALLY SUPPORT THE TROOPS! And please... no wisecracks about "dead soldiers".

And in unrelated news, THIS almost made me spit coffee all over my computer this morning!!


















"Gonna sue Jack Daniels for hittin' me,
With the trunk of a big ol' live oak tree."

Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC

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