Takin' a Leek

All that I can say is that I love the internets!!!

And from the WTF Department.


















"What a day, what a day,
When you can look it in the eye,
And hold your vomit."



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365 Days

Yet another TNSC board-related internet drinking skill game. How drunk ARE you? Hmmm. Where have I heard that before?

Also, be sure to check out TNSC founding member, Susan "Dynamite" Smith's band "(in) camera" in a live in-studio performance on WOXY. It's an archived mp3, so you can enjoy at your leisure.

I recently ran across a bit of my childhood. I give you the mighty Rebus Bottle Cap. I'm I the only one who remembers these? Thanks, Lucky Lager™!!!























(a TNSC related one, at that)



"I'm empty of answers.
Don't nobody search me.
The long neck's a twist-off.
You don't need a church key."



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Harry Lime

Just had to say that as the old Orson Welles radio show was "broadbandcasting" on the internets.

Word on the street is that Mr. Welles really knew how to "knock them back". Based on his girth and multitude of Paul Masson Wine commercials in the 70's, I'd say he may have been paid in booze. All that I can say is that the proof is in the pudding. And speaking of "pudding" and fine movie directors, I give you the Booze Movie Blogspot. Be sure to check the more historical postings.

Matt Groening is apparently "in the cups" too. So much so that he needs help creating characters. Please send your creations here.
























"I only got 2 olives and a coupla limes,
I guess that means that it's Martini Time!!!"



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Double-Ought Seven

Welcome to the New Year, fellow TNSCers. The 2 Johnson brothers submit this years starting Likey Loo's- both with very practical uses in these modern times. First up is Josh's submissio , followed by Jeremy's highly insightful resource.

Goddamn this is gonna be a good year!!!




















"Young girls and Gin may be the cure.
I'm talkin' just as long as you stay pure,
Young girls and Gin may be the cure."



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"Special" Secret Santa

I've worked on 2 NSYNC videos in my career. (remember THOSE guys). Well, we can see where all of the individual members careers went... or didn't. But I have to say, I did find new respect for Justin Timberlake after last week's SNL skit, "Dick in a Box". I know it's gone around the electronic media like wildfire, but hey.... it's pretty funny. Oh, and NSFW.

Have a great Xmas, y'all, and see you in the new year!!















"Oh Santa may have brought you some stars for your shoes.
But Santa only brought me some booze.
Some brightly packaged tinsel covered Christmas booooooooze."



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'Tis the Season

For the Winter (Yeti) Olympics. That's right, all of your favorites in one place. Send your scores here.

Oh... and Happy Birthday, Mat!!!











"Gin & Tonics tonight!!'"



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Humbug

Just in time for Christmas.


And a fine seasonal submission from Tama, the Pr0n Robot. You know, the lady that brought you scooped pictures of Britney's beaver last week.















"One Bourbon, one Scotch, one Beer....'"



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All work and no play

I wish that I had one of these to wake me up after only 2 hours of sleep this morning.

A quick lesson on how NOT to rob a convenience store.



























"Tee Martunis at bunch with the loss.
I didn't even ask or care what they cost.'"



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In deep

Already put in 50 hours this week, I rely upon the submissions of our various Thursday Night Social ClubÂ? constituents.

TNSC chief scientist, Mathias Genser, brings us this wonderful expose' on the joys of MentosÂ?. And Part Deux.

Freshmaker, my ass.

And for thmathematiciansns of TNSC, I present to you Pi to the Millionth Decimal Place.

My head is ready to explode.















"I live my life on a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender 'Vice'"



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Will it Float?

Actually, the better question might be Will it Blend? Margaritas will never be the same.

And I've finally found something to do on Sundays... attend Beer Church. I think that we need to form a local chapter.
















"I guess I let my health go,
Since you quit bein' mine,
But there was nothing to replace you,
Except liquor beer and wine.."



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Oh Candida!!

So I'm a few days late.... hey, I was on vacation. Please enjoy Tiki Bar TV -Episode #22.

Oh... and a story for beer drinkers.
Do not click if you have a weak stomach. You've been warned.


















"I propose a toast
To my self control
You see it crawling helpless on the floor."



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Mee-ow!!

Just in time for Halloween.... Cat Bowling!!! (thanks, Tama)

And let us not forget Cat Vac.
















"Alley Cat"... get it?!?



"The bartender just lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while.... at the Starlight Lounge."



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MRE

This Public Service Announcement is brought to you courtesy of the "must carry" rule that governs Linkey-Loos.

In a seemingly unrelated You Tube submission of equal length we discover the fine art of Hellipopter?!? .

There. Hopefully I've helped you blow 20 minutes of your day that you'll never get back.





























"Well I'm full. Full of that Malt Liquor bull.
But I'm set. I got a crooked cigarette."



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Hoot!

Lets start of with the featured attractio at tonight's TNSC gathering. A wonderfully animated piece by TNSC member Brady Baltezore titled The Country.

And in a totally unrelated link, I have to say that there is no wrestling fan like a Crying Wrestling Fan. (thanks, Lee).


It's a sad day in SF with the death of our beloved tavern owner, "C Bobby". He's gone to the great "Owl Tree in the sky"






































"Young girls and Gin might be the cure."



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Links from Heaven

So there I was. The Linkey-Loo well had done run dry. Out. Busted. Tapped.

Then, within 5 minutes, I received not one, but TWO unsolicited emails with Linkey-Loo suggestions. And the funny thing is that each one came from a Johnson brother.

At 11:38am, Jeremy Johnson clocked in with this timely football guide to projectile weaponry.

3 minutes later, and email arrives with this "cute" link from Josh. Since my back is against the wall, I'm forced to use it.

















"Party!!!
Get naked!!
Buy us beers!!!"



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What's the Word?

A little low on cash, but still want to get sufficiently lubed?!? Look no further.. Nothing like wine with octane!!

And on a totally unrelated subject...

One of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time.

















"The bartender just lets my tab slide,
Who's taking who here for a ride?
At the Starlight Lounge."




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Parking... parking... parking...

That's the new focus in my neighborhood. That's what's lost when a family with 7 cars who refuse to use their 2 driveways and garage move next door. And to ramp up for tonight's venue, you can start to practice parking here. Submitted by Brady Baltezore, the guy w/o a car who can walk to the evening's venue.

And one of the coolest things EVER!!!!

And two fine submissions by my worthy co-robots. Can you guess which belongs to whom?


























"Surprise, surprise.
There's a band on stage.
Surprise, surprise.
I'm in a bar."




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See you in Church

Always a classic. The Church Sign Generator, as submitted by Brady Baltezore.

Please download a copy of your church sign and submit here.

And a few more audio treats for your speakers here, and here. Leekspin? Kill me.....



















"I threw a little party cuz it just felt right,
It's lasted 10 years, and it's going on tonight!"




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Viewer Mail

Today the Linkey-Loo Robot links faithful TNSC viewer submissions. First up, Mathias Genser. I can watch this thing for hours and hours.

And in more Tutonic link relations, the lovely Mrs. Julie Chimenti gives us.... bears. Booooiiiiinnnngggg!

Please help out the cause and suggest a link!











"And there it is in neon,
Liquor, Beer, and Wine."



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¿Quién es más macho?

TNSC member currently "down under", sends us this gem of a link.


And the "Linkey-loo" well must be running dry, because I have to resort to THIS!! (speakers up)

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"Gin & Tonics Tonight!!"



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AJC




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