Howe About Arden?

I love finding prank-related Linkey Loos that are close to home. Sacramento is close, right?


And without stepping on the Porn Robot's toes, I give you this international news tidbit.















"And there it is in neon,
Liquor, Beer & Wine."



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Back in Actio !!

It's the solstice and life is grand. Linkey-Loos? Maybe not as great as they could be.


Aw hell.... if you have Flash™, I've got games.















"I'm the baddest of the bad since you've been gone,
Baddest of the bad since you've been gone,
I lay around here and I just drink beer,
The baddest of the bad since you've been gone."



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Antibiotics

Yay!!!! I love Doctors and Western Medicine.

Meanwhile, try this link for a while.

I'm really not sure what to make of it. But back in actio next week!!!















"Young girls and Gin may be the cure!!!"



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98º

Not the late 90's "boy band" fraternally fueled by the vocal stylings of the Lachey brothers, but the actual temperature itself. Basically, ever since last Friday, your Linkey-Loo Coordinator's body temp hasn't been NEAR that number.

And if any of you know me... I DON'T get sick. Ever. Some around me cite my intense work, social and travel schedule. Some site overzealous "fans" who mistake me for some celebrity. I say, it's just "the odds".

Being home for a week straight with nothing to do allowed me the time to peer out into my wife's LOVELY backyard garden, and observe the neighborhood cats hanging out where they shouldn't be. Fuckers. And late last night, like a gift from Linkey-Loo Heaven, comes Mr. Lee's Cat Cam.†

If you want a little more actio (and read German), go here. Pick a recent date, and have at it.

If any of you think I've lost it, I blame nothing but hallucinations from a continuous high fever.

Oh... and I have to publically thank the lovely "Mrs. Linkey-Loo" for all that she has done this past week to take care of me. A better nurse can't be found.

† Not affiliated in any way, shape, or form with the TNSC poster of the same name.






















"My throne is just a La-Z-Boy
A hotrod Ford is just a toy
I may rule, but I can't be mean
I still must answer to the queen"



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A plate of... not shrimp

So, I was at work yesterday afternoon after just finishing a DE-Licious BLT Sammich, and I receive an IM from TNSC stalwart, Jason Porter. It directs me to a website featuring... wait for it... Chocolate Coverd Bacon.. I think I need a cigarette to follow this one.




Now, that wasn't THE actual website that he sent me, but once he gets online, I can pick his brain for the real one (stoopid computer crashes).




















"I see a place where something's
Happened every day for twenty years
And the people think it's special
'Cause they drown in their beers"



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Delorean

I work. A LOT. But I must say, it's not as.... um..."electrifying" as THIS.. Groan. But seriously... is that for real?!?

And just in case you have a chance to "sock away some cash" for the future, you might consider the Time Travel Fund. Invest wisely.




















"The Bartender's eyes,
Are full of pity.
As he tells her your alone,
And it's 2:30"



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All Work and No Play...

Makes Johnny a dull boy. Go figure.

Goddamn, life is flying by!!! Fast forward 20 years. "Tricky T", you know what I'm talkin' about.





















"Quietly here I'll sleep,
I won't even make a peep.
Won't even know I'm here,
Just lettin' you know that we're out of beer.

(Couch Surfin'....)"



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Jabba Rule.

Since I'm so busy, it's going to just be The Fast and the Furious.

WTF?!? What's up with the "Life-sized Jabba the Hut" at the convention?!?











"Well I sit around here,
And I just drink beer,
I'm the baddest of the bad since you've been gone"



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Random Useless Information.

Random useless information #1. (scroll down)

Random useless information #2. Who knew?

Random useless information test. (just in case)















"The bartender just
lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here
for a ride "



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Abide.

Plan ahead now and mark your calendars and book your travel for this monumental event.

And while we're on the subject of such a fine feature film, enjoy once again, the NSFW edited recap.















"I was with friends,
We were doing slammers, they tried to get me hammered.
I said 'No',
But they insisted."



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No Tanks

For all of you "old skool" SF TNSCers, this is a sad sight, indeed.

It's profound impact can only be tempered with humor such as this.























"My drinking days are over,
So let me hear "amen". (AMEN!!)
My drinking days are over,
and over, again."



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What IS Hip?

A MUST for all of you TNSCers out there. My order is in.

And if you any of you ever see live music in this town Hipster Bingo is a must-bring. Hell... I'm worth 3 points alone, not counting "FREE".






















"This midnight i will
Turn into a beer i will
Dream of you between nightmares
And wars and toss and turn"



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Days Gone By

This one was out of the blue. An odd rememberance from the past. Only in San Francisco. I cult wonder known as Shut Up Little Man!!! Please wade through this. You will not be disappointed.


And a warm & fuzzy submissio , from Porn Robot Tama. Awwwwwww.....





















"I see a place where something's
happened every day for twenty years,
and the people think it's special
'cause they drown in their beers. ."



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Back in Action

Last week's TNSC "weekend" involved the SF Giants being thoroughly "served" by the Chicago Cubs. Many Old Style™ beers were consumed while playing "Mound Ball". This, by the way, was one of the top Google™ hits for that term. Go figure.

To entertain yourself, here's a little Moto X game.


















There's nothing to replace you,
'Cept liquor, beer and wine."



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Spring Break"

Since the kids are doing it this week, so am I.

BUT, check out this timely local art exhibit. I have so many childhood memories of diving through the city with the folks at night, and seeing that glorious piece of advertising. The building still exists, but alas, the glass and sign are gone. Catch it while you can!




















"What I did on my vacation,
For the last 10 years,
I took pictures of your town,
Plaid perfume on my breath."



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"The 19th Hole"

Always MY favorite stop on the course. Good luck.

And an "oldie", but always a "NSFW Goodie".






















"I'm just happy to he beer home for the nest of the right,
I'll explain in the morning 'cuz the kitchen brights too light!!"



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Infinity

This weeks Do-It-Yourself biking project. Lee. Josh. GO!!!!

And speaking of Lee & Josh... GO!!(again).






















"If this bar were school, I'd have a degree."



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March On

This is the one that started it all: Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager. Amazing production values. Incredible sound design. The farce is truly with him.

It can be with you, too!! Especially for these rainy winters, courtesy of 어른들을 위한 장난감 가게. Ok. "Blogger" CLEARLY does not understand the Korean alphabet.




















"My drinking days are over,
So let me hear "Amen!" (AMEN!!)
My drinking days are over,
and over, again"





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Water Rising

I'm reminded of an old Beatles song - "A Litte Help From My Friends". Last week I hit bottom, and this week, the submissio s came through!! Thank you all. I'll slowly release them, as to prolong my good fortune. Submissio s like this one from "Chief Cog" Mat Genser. 90's chic meet's 00's technology.

And and equally awesome Intertron Game!!!. Go nuts!!





















"Young girls an Gin may be the cure!!
I'm talkin' just as long as you stay pure,
Young girls and Gin may be the cure."





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The Well Has Run Dry

I'm reduced to this.























"Young girls an Gin may be the cure!!"





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