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Mines Field
If dere's anythin' dat I hate out dere, yo, it's a Playah haytah. Yeah.. I jus got back from dah ATM Machine!! <- (note double positive)
Since I'm working in LA this week, here's HCWDB years later, and going strong.
As long as there are hawt chix, there will always be douches.
(make mental note - purchase and wear several polo shirts... simultaneously)

"Drink at the bar nothing bar,
Anything.
But the bottom step of the ladder,
It keeps getting higher and higher"
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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If There are 2 Thnings I Love...
they're pharmaceutical drugs and bacon.
Actually, I meant early 2000's Flash™ animatio .
"The bartender just lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge... "
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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Just the Facts, Ma'am
Disturbing? Just a little.
And a great memory from my past. You kids and your "goofballs"!!

"I'm just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
because the kitchen brights too light."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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What a Way to Go
RIP...BR (yeah... some of you may have seen it) And a little movement to accompany it.
Still bored? For those of you old enough to remember LPs, enjoy some album covers. (be sure to sift thru the "older" posts)

"I live my life on a layer of ice,
Just like those poured by my bartender 'Vice'.
Any taste of vermouth should be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!"
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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Urban or Urbane?
Hip Hop 101:
1) Get yourself a name.
2) Cut a NSFW record.

(and remember, 1st Friday in May is "No Pants Day", so leave those suckers at home.)
"Young girls and gin may be the cure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure,
I'm talking just as good as you stay pure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure. "
Linkey-Loo Robot -
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News of the World II
I love the fact that I have to get my San Francisco news from a Los Angeles paper.
But in all reality, there are a few venues on the list that our TNSC crew has visited in the past. The most notable being our "secret" holiday meetings at The Owl Tree.
** sniff **

"I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender 'Vice'.
Any taste of Vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good Martini time! "
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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Gimme A Double
Linkey-Loos, like adult beverages, occasionally have to be served one after another.
Just sayin'

"I look up to the heavens
For a ray of hope to shine.
And there it is in neon,
Liquor, Beer and Wine "
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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I Only Link 'em
From the WTF Department. Be very afraid.
(make mental note: need to get "swoop front" hairdoo)
I'm happy to announce that TNSC member Jeremy Johnson's place of employment is offering an April Lunch Special. I definitely need to take an afternoon off sometime this month.

"I stubbed my toe
on the kitchen sink.
I was just gonna go
get me somethin' to drink.
My cigarette flew
and it couldn't be found!
Lucky I didn't burn
your whole house down."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
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God Bless the Internets
For random stuff like this and especially this.
Caged hooch who loves to bake mufflers?!?

"Baby boom or "X",
I don't know what I am,
All i need to know is when it's time to slam,
Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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The Bells
Finally a story written about something that we who work in the SOMA part of town knew about a long time ago. I actually blissfully recall a beautiful Spring day, much like this one, when we were shooting a game of afternoon pool at Western Images, edit assistant Alexis Chavez, who was casually staring out the window, pointed and exclaimed:
Look!!!! A BREAST!!!
And for breasts of a different kind, I give you "The Conspiracy". (oooh... Lala.....)

"So one has a smoke one has a drink.
The man is gone,
Mary's dead.
Good morning midnight."
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Back in Actio !!!
I apologize for the "lack of links". Everything should be better now. Like this bit of awesomness. (this is actually part of the new Linkey-Loo "Arts & Crafts" series)
And check THIS OUT!! my assistant surprised me with one.
Two great tastes that actually taste great together (though the packaging leaves something to be desired).
Click for full size:

Thanks Low-retta!!!
"The bartender just
lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here
for a ride?"
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RIP
Taking a week or 2 off with the passing of my mother.
But, just wanted to say I received this picture of "26" this morning, and it made my day:

"So one has a smoke, one has a drink
The man is gone,
Mary's dead
Good morning midnight"
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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Necessity
This is the greatest inventio EVER!!!
And I quote: "...looks, feels and wobbles like the real thing." - Metro
And a little bar game, Mate, for you to kill time until tonight's festivities begin.

"I was with friends,
We were doing slammers,
They tried to get me hammered.
I said 'No',
But they insisted."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
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16º with flurries
That's how it is this week in Minneapolis.
In a non-related item, I wish that I had one of these as a kid.
I'll post more next week when I'm not buried in snow.

"Quietly here I'll sleep.
I won't even make a peep.
You won't even know I'm here.
Just letting you know that we're out of beer."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
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OMG!!!
This one is LOLZ. Thank you, Jason. Iz think Iz hurts myself on a few of deez.

"The X-rays of my liver,
look like molded old swiess cheese,
My heart pumps blood and alcohol,
Through hardended arteries."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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Award Time
Yes, it's time again for the annual Darwin Awards. Good show, old boy. Hmmm... Texas.
In honor of TNSC list-member Timothy Pries' 30th Birthday, I give you the winners of The Mustache Contest.

"Young girls and Gin may be the cure."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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Across the Pond
Since I work visual effects industry, I was delighted to find out how those boozy effects in "The Eastenders" were really done. Fascinating.
And from the fine British news agency, The BBC, here's yet ANOTHER booze game.
And a snapshot from TNSC member Brady Baltezore's fabulous Caribbean vacation:

"I see a place where something's
Happened every day for twenty years,
And the people think it's special
'cause they drown in their beers."
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News of the World
A passing of a local legend. They don't make 'em like that anymore. Hell, even has a Wiki page. I think he also used to live down the street from Chris Hamilton.
And in other news, the High Def DVD war continues.

"Sticks & stones can break your bones,
But a stolen case of beer
Can get you a hell of a lot drunker!"
Linkey-Loo Robot -
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Happy New Year
And welcome back to another year of the Thursday Night Social Club. Set up the glasses, Josh.
I've always been generally bad at pop quizzes from as far back as I can remember in my scholastic past. But for one reason or another, I aced this one. How about you?
I'm also sad to say that I received hundreds of emails questioning my physical manhood, and how it could be enhanced, none that reflected TNSC member scores for "Zombie Golf Riot" Submit scores here.

"If this bar were school,
I'd have a degree."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
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