935,650,711 seconds

Yep. That's how much time I have left on this earth according to the Death Clock. You better catch me soon for a bevvie.

And here's a little Political Quiz to see exactly where you stand.














"Like a cool Dacari,
With the twist of a lime.
I could get used to this,
All of the time!"



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World of the Weird

Found this interesting archeological discovery in the news.

Which got me thinking about stars and their deaths. Pick a category, any category. Golfing?


Yeah, baby!!!

























"I see a place where something's
Happened every day for twenty years,
And the people think it's special
'Cause they drown in their beers."



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Hisssstory Lesson

In the political climate of this current administratio , when our Bill of Rights is being eviscerated and our Civil Liberties are eroding away to a thing of the past, I cannot help but think back to what our forefathers would think of all of these bullshit, political shenanigans. Derek Waters and a star-studded cast allow us a glimpse into the life and times of truly patriotic Americans:

Lesson #1.

Lesson #2.

And Lesson #2.5.
(yes they had "versio s" back then)




















"I look up to the heavens
For a ray of hope to shine.
And there it is in neon,
Liquor beer and wine."



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In "Loo" of a Link

I just want to give TNSC founding member Josh Johnson, and his lovely wife Christi, a hearty toast honoring the arrival of our NEWEST TNSC MEMBER:

Ezzard Marshall Stacks Johnson (name to be revealed soon):

Born July 5th, 2008 (same BDay as dad!!)
6lbs 2 oz.
20 " long






















Congrats you three!!


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I'll Drink To That!!

Like I've been telling people for years... you have to get your Caffeine on!!!!

And in an effort to expose the TNSC crew to international sports, this week I bring you the venerable game of Cricket. As in real life, the game does take a little time to get going.

























"It's hard to beleive I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree."



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Sheer Heart Attack

Sorry Hamilton, I'm not talkin' "Queen", I'm talkin' about this place in AZ.

Can you hear me now?!?




























"My right hand holds a cold Corona bottle.
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin.
My right arm reaches out for her love only.
But my left still embraces a life of sin."



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Buzzkill

Go.

I also found this fabulous chart on The Art of Napping. I have a feeling JPo is already well versed in this.





















"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink.
I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink.
My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found!
Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."



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Back in Actio !!

Um.... "WTF?!?! (Hey... I just link 'em.)

I repeat... WTF?!?



















"Hanging with friends,
We were doing slammers.
They tried to get me hammered.
Boss, I said no,
But they insisted."



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I LUV LA

Well... not really, but I've had to spend the last 3 of my precious TNSC's down here. That said, we just moved into a new office. Like most of Los Angeles, it's right across the street from a Starbucks™. Me, being a Peet's man, wondered "What makes this place tick?" Hmmmm.

To occupy you all until I triumphantly return to SF next week, here's "Bible Fight" Kick ass!!
























"Los Angeles treats everyone like a drunk in bed,
Washing dirty bums with rain like dishes on the floor"



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Mines Field

If dere's anythin' dat I hate out dere, yo, it's a Playah haytah. Yeah.. I jus got back from dah ATM Machine!! <- (note double positive)

Since I'm working in LA this week, here's HCWDB years later, and going strong.

As long as there are hawt chix, there will always be douches.
(make mental note - purchase and wear several polo shirts... simultaneously)




















"Drink at the bar nothing bar,
Anything.
But the bottom step of the ladder,
It keeps getting higher and higher"



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If There are 2 Thnings I Love...

they're pharmaceutical drugs and bacon.

Actually, I meant early 2000's Flash™ animatio .





"The bartender just lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here for a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge... "



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Just the Facts, Ma'am

Disturbing? Just a little.

And a great memory from my past. You kids and your "goofballs"!!




























"I'm just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
because the kitchen brights too light."



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What a Way to Go

RIP...BR (yeah... some of you may have seen it) And a little movement to accompany it.

Still bored? For those of you old enough to remember LPs, enjoy some album covers. (be sure to sift thru the "older" posts)



















"I live my life on a layer of ice,
Just like those poured by my bartender 'Vice'.
Any taste of vermouth should be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!"



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Urban or Urbane?

Hip Hop 101:

1) Get yourself a name.

2) Cut a NSFW record.

















(and remember, 1st Friday in May is "No Pants Day", so leave those suckers at home.)














"Young girls and gin may be the cure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure,
I'm talking just as good as you stay pure,
Young girls and gin may be the cure. "



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News of the World II

I love the fact that I have to get my San Francisco news from a Los Angeles paper.

But in all reality, there are a few venues on the list that our TNSC crew has visited in the past. The most notable being our "secret" holiday meetings at The Owl Tree.

** sniff **



















"I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender 'Vice'.
Any taste of Vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good Martini time! "



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Gimme A Double

Linkey-Loos, like adult beverages, occasionally have to be served one after another.

Just sayin'


















"I look up to the heavens
For a ray of hope to shine.
And there it is in neon,
Liquor, Beer and Wine "



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I Only Link 'em

From the WTF Department. Be very afraid.

(make mental note: need to get "swoop front" hairdoo)

I'm happy to announce that TNSC member Jeremy Johnson's place of employment is offering an April Lunch Special. I definitely need to take an afternoon off sometime this month.
























"I stubbed my toe
on the kitchen sink.
I was just gonna go
get me somethin' to drink.

My cigarette flew
and it couldn't be found!
Lucky I didn't burn
your whole house down."



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God Bless the Internets

For random stuff like this and especially this.

Caged hooch who loves to bake mufflers?!?
























"Baby boom or "X",
I don't know what I am,
All i need to know is when it's time to slam,
Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight."



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The Bells

Finally a story written about something that we who work in the SOMA part of town knew about a long time ago. I actually blissfully recall a beautiful Spring day, much like this one, when we were shooting a game of afternoon pool at Western Images, edit assistant Alexis Chavez, who was casually staring out the window, pointed and exclaimed:

Look!!!! A BREAST!!!

And for breasts of a different kind, I give you "The Conspiracy". (oooh... Lala.....)

























"So one has a smoke one has a drink.
The man is gone,
Mary's dead.
Good morning midnight."



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Back in Actio !!!

I apologize for the "lack of links". Everything should be better now. Like this bit of awesomness. (this is actually part of the new Linkey-Loo "Arts & Crafts" series)

And check THIS OUT!! my assistant surprised me with one.
Two great tastes that actually taste great together (though the packaging leaves something to be desired).


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Thanks Low-retta!!!



"The bartender just
lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here
for a ride?"



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