Tomorrow Never Knows

Here's a trio of great music clips:

1. The Beatles perform Smack My Bitch Up. (this is SO awesome)

2. I'm sorry I was unable to witness this MOAM? Theremin Battle at the Independent on Monday Night. (thanks Joan!!)

3. A local favorite in a local venue. Dirty Beaches. For a minute, I thought that it was going to be Pries w/ "Choppin' Broccoli".
















"She's chop'in brocco-lay
Chop'in brocco-lay
She's chop-eah-un!"



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How Do You Support Your...

... Rock n' Roll Lifestyle?

Sometime TNSC house band front man John McCrea certainly summed it up best. With that I give you a collection of the 50 Worst Band Photos Ever, and Rock and Roll Confidential's Hall of Douchebags.














"Aging black leather
And hospital bills
And tattoo removal
And dozens of pills

Your liver pays dearly now
For youthfull magic moments
But rock on completely
With some brand new components.

Now, how do you afford you rock 'n' roll lifestyle?"



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Pie

A graphical way to think about cocktails.

And some updated news about SF's own "Anchor™ Empire".




















"The bartender just
Lets my tab slide.
Who's takin' who here
For a ride?
For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge..."



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Baby Got Back

Local snippets from Zeitgeist's renovation. The decal-riddled bar back is apparently gone, along with who knows what else. I'm awaiting it's imminent reopen, as it's such great place to enjoy a shot & a beer.











"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for hitting me
With a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree.
He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night!"



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Hair of the Dog

I actually had a minute this week to kick out a couple of Linkies that I had been sitting on:

1. The future of Central American portable beverages

2. In the 1980's What-the-Fuck department, I give you excessive budgets and cocaine-fueled production (courtesy of Ms. Lake)














"Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
Easily accessible to tiny little elves
Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
Crown Royal bags aren't mittens on a cold winter's day"



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Wamble Crop’d

Now that our 112th Congress has convened and started the session with a reading of the US Constitutio , (albeit an "amended" version - removing the parts about black slaves being 3/5ths of a person, etc.) let us pause for a moment and reflect upon some earlier writing from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin. This is from the January 6th 1737 editio of the Pennsylvania Gazette. (that's 274 years ago for you non-mathematicians).

Let us not forget Jack Black's historically accurate portrayal of Mr. Franklin.














"Last night i dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine"

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Randomz

Every now and then I like to check in to see what the , resident asshole is up to. So damn funny.

And who said that billboard advertising isn't timely?















"It's hard to beleive I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree."

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Travel Tips II

In our continuing travel trivia, 35 Secrets Your Pilot Won't Tell You. Glad I'm sticking around the house this Holiday Season.

Let's check in to see what's happening in There, I Fixed It!






















"What I did on my vacation
For the last ten years
Took pictures of your town
Plaid perfume on my breath
I mean I've been drinking Scotch
While touring through your town."

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Travel Tips

Some of you may have experienced it this past weekend, many of you may in the upcoming month. But TNSC is just making sure that you're fully suited up for impending air travel. Do so w/ fine high-tech 4th Amendment wear. Stick it to the TSA!!

And they're always the low-tech option. Love that the earrings make it through.

























"I'll explain in the morning
Baby that's no lie,
But tonight little honey,
I'm oh so high.

I'm just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
Because the kitchen bright's too light."

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Winter Training

So now that baseball season is over, it's going to be a long spell until Spring Training rolls around. I'm looking into one of these to help keep me occupied. Wait. What?!? That's way too expensive for a chunk of broken wood.



There is also always this.




















"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin."

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Fuc*in' Computers

I'm seriously thinking about something like this!

That's all you get till next week.


















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Fall Fitness

Just as I suspected, I'm quite possibly healthy as a horse! Or at least should be. I'm certainly down with the 16oz power-lifts.
























"Dirty, dry, up or in between,
From the very first sip you know what I mean,
When you're out with a babe you don't nickel or dime,
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Sometimes...

... one just needs a reminder. Other times, just a cat in a sink.























"Smoke in one hand looking for a light
Martini in the other hand
Pointing out midnight."



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Alien Secretio

Fallout from the plethora of "web v1.5" sites that allow viewer submissio s - like Webtender (I love how their interface hasn't been updated in 12 years), now bring us the "dark side" - aka "the 10 Nastiest Cocktails in Human History". Thanks for the visual reinforcement.

I do like music, and though I'm not the most religious person, I do appreciate Slayer Goes to Church.

















"Loco Gringos like a party with five bales of hay!
Jumpin' in the dumpster with Pepe, ole!
Loco Gringos like a party
And they like their women firm.
And when they drink tequila
They fight for the worm."



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Cracked Rear View

1. I had heard that quaint expressio long before Hootie and the Blowfish ruined it.

2. I witnessed much of it in Hawaii. Some good. Some bad.

Who said that drunks never have any aspiratio s?

Oh. It's satire. Sorry. But it's pretty fu*kin' funny.

















"I'll be one wild man, I'll drink and dance all fine
Baby if you leave, I'll have me one white line
So if you start that car and drive it down the street
Roll your window down your gonna feel that beat

Yea, yea, yea i'll be party mad
And for all the while you'll wish for what we had"



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The Garden Island

Vacationing this past week on Kauai has been fantastic. And we're not done yet. TNSC mid-Pacific would like to share a few historical facts about the Westernmost island of the Hawaiian chain (at least how they apply to me):

• Frank Sinatra performed at the Kauai County Fair in 1954. The performance signaled the beginning of public acceptance his re-ascent into the performer that earned him the crown "Greatest Performer of the 20th Century". He also almost drowned here in 1964 while shooting "None but the Brave".

• Elvis'most commercially successful film "Blue Hawaii" (1961) was shot here at the now dilapidated "Coco Palms".

• Hurricane Iniki (1992) wiped out the sets of Jurrasic Park on the final day of shooting. All 130 crew members (including a young "Spaz" Williams) were safely relocated out of harm's way.

If you guys want more "actual" history, please consult TNSC list members and Hawaii natives Heather Lake and Megan Callan. They'll regale you w/ more interesting trivia.

The other awesome thing about Hawaii is that there are lawns EVERYWHERE. And all of them seem freshly shorn and lushly green at all times. Which reminded me... I figured that I'd find this story in one of the Hawaiian papers... but alas, it's from California.
















"The bartender just
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Who's takin' who here
For a ride?

For a while...
At the Starlight Lounge."



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Double Rainbow

Well actually, it's really about weight and viscosity, but impressive nonetheless.


Also, the greatest booze dispensers. Pretty "Asimo", I'd say. (Please note that the "BaR2D2" had been previously featured in Linkey-Loo. The "Wine Rack", too!!)
























"Dirty, dry up, or in between,
From the very first sip you know what I mean.
When you're out with a babe you don't nickel or dime,
Guessin' that means it's Martini time!!"



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... again. It's that kind of busy.
































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