Ain't Love Grand

Ms Lake (birthday girl) is our ad-hoc TNSC RNC (that just sounds wrong) reporter.  Her recent submissio s from Tampa include local weather conditio s and in-depth coverage of what "the other" side is drinking.  (note:  you're going to have to zoom in to fuzzy graphics)

But best of all is the fine reporting on the Cocktail Party.

Vote with me, won't you?

"Honest to goodness
The bars weren't open this mornin'.
They must have been votin'
For the President or somethin' "

D'oh!!!

For all of the countless hours I've spent over the past 23 religiously watching The Simpsons every Sunday night, I did not know this.

 

And Heather Lake submits a Back to School Special. Indeed!

" I cant understand people who bitch & whine
Lets drink a beer from a paper bag
While we've got time! "

Hitchcocktails

Wishing (what would have been) a happy 113th birthday to director extraordinaire, Alfred Hitchcock.  Come look at (almost) all of his film cameos.

 And in DEVO news, "Don't Roof Rack Me Bro.    Thanks, guys!!

"Baby boom or "X",
I don't know what I am,
All i need to know is when it's time to slam,
Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight! "


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Time Out for Fun

During this hectic Summer season, I feel I need to step away from the fray, grab a cold one, and catch up on my reading. 

And what better way to slip into Summer reading than with "Matchbook"? 

But that's pretty easy reading.  To get down to the nitty-gritty of the lexicon of lush, here's the latest offering from Pop Chart Lab.  (don't forget to zoom in)

That's good reading!

"So you're living under the gun
Circumstances have you on the run
A doctor frowns you feel bad
Take this you've just been had!

Don't you lose it remember to take
Time out for fun! "


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Olympia

Not the beer, but the bi, bi-annual hype surrounding athletes in tight-fitting clothing prancing around on vinyl mats or in water.  I have to  confess that I haven't watched a second of Olympic coverage, but if there were BOOZE involved, I'd be glued to the NBC broadcast like Gin on Tonic. 

How great would drinking be as a sanctioned Olympic™ sport?

(just as long as there were no "performance enhancement" going on)

Thankfully Ms. Heather Lake is viewing enough Olympic™ coverage for all of us.

"Yaaaahaaaa!
Party!
Get naked!
Buy us beer!
Aaaah!
Throw furniture!
Gin 'n Tonic!
Get naked!
Augh!
Noooo!"


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Peanuts

Most of you do not know that the bane of my existence at my office is a squirrel that's been dubbed "Fred Foamy".  One of the duties that I'm strapped with is feeding him (or her... we're not sure) so as I'm not denied any marital "activity" that I'm due.  (I **think** that's what the Bible said)  Anyway, I found one item to make the squirrel feeding process more entertaining. 

I also recently came across a great Kickstarter™ project that I can put my hard-earned $$$ behind - I give you "Cans Without Labels".  Goddamn... I mean, God bless George Liquor and John K.

"The doctor says I'm livin'
On precious borrowed time,
With all the time I'm givin'
To liquor beer and wine.

The X-rays of my liver
Look like molded old Swiss cheese.
My heart pumps blood and alcohol
Through hardened arteries"


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Wedding Bells

Congratulations Zara and Jay!!!

Wedding "photo bombs".  That's all I've got.  (there are some doozies in there!)

Cheers, guys!!!

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Apparently mid-July is a "magical" part of the month for TNSC birthdays.  That said, birthday wishes go out to resident "unicorn-puncher" Jason Porter, as well as Joan Bittner and Jay Herda.

For this magical trio (in no particular order) we have "geigh unicorns", "unicorn chaser", and "serenading unicorns"
(brought to you by Juicy Fruit™ & Heather Lake)

"I look up to the heavens
For a ray of hope to shine.
And there it is in neon,
Liquor, beer, and wine."



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I've been so slammed recently that I've been delinquent on duties.  Last week, though, I blame Faith Hill. (you can ask me about that over a cocktail)

Thankfully, Ms. Heather Lake stepped in and submitted a few.

Bar Etiquette tips  #1 and #2.

Also, drunk baby meme.  It had to happen

"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink.
I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink.
My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found!
Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."



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I mean, we have them, but just not the time to post effectively.  Return here next week for updates.

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The Lonliest Number...

And yet another "one" is lensed at the illustrious Homstead. (deep thoughts)

Though some of you might be familiar with the "Brutal Hammer", (how old skool is THAT?!?) I see that it has kind of gone mainstream (in a "light" sort of way.)  I give you Spodee™

"Liquor, beer, and wine
Is the flashing sign I see
Ever single morning I get up
It's buzzing down at me

I look up to the heaven's
For a ray of hope to shine
And there it is in neon,
Liquor beer and wine "


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Mechanix

In the day and age of "AutoCAD", it's so great to see something meticulously done by hand.  Be sure to zoom in and see the great detail throughout, as well as the legend.  Thanks, JPo!!!

And be sure to check out Camper English's 50 Things to Drink in SF Before You Die.

I love this town!!

"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree"


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