Artificial Intellegents

There goes the neighborhood...

And look at this f*cking hipster (doll)

I don’t think that means what you think it means…
AI gone awry.

(Links by Lake™)

""Hanging with friends
 We were doing slammers
 They try and get me hammered
 Boss, I said no
 But they insisted!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Very Dry... Please.

Fascinating look into the history of Dry Cleaning.

And in local news... it takes a (thirsty) village.

"Dirty, dry, up, or in between
 From the very first sip you know what I mean
 When you're out with a babe you don't nickle and dime
 Guessin' that means that it's Martini time!!" 

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AJC

Vinegar

aka... "Sour Grapes"

Nothing bitter 'bout this!!
(Those boys are getting their party on!  And rightly so)

 And sweeter still - if one is in KC.
(local Martin Cate consults)

(Links by Lake)

"You've got bright red lips and a pretty face
  A rose tattooed in a private place
  Spiked high heels and a wiggle in your walk
  Makin' everyone in this big city talk

  A bad reputation (bad reputation!)" 

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AJC

Taking the 5th

Submitted without comment.

James Comey Testimony Bingo & Drinking Game.
(one can always play after the fact)

Raise a glass to the loss of another fine guy behind the stick.

(Links by Lake)

"Waiting for a slip
 Ain't no way to live.
 I gotta take the test

 If you've gotta give.

 You are the lie detector."

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AJC

Borrowed Time

A rose by any other name... is still confusing.

A 5 story condo... is just more gentrificatio .

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit covfefe.

(Links by Lake)

"Lucky strike filters every night n' day.
A shot of Jack Black an' I'm ready to play.
I know it ain't healthy but it's quite alright.
Til' I find a woman better than Lucky Strikes."



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AJC

Roger That!!

Love / Haight.

In honor of Trump's Vatican visit.

For the record, Sir Roger preferred Gin Martinis.

(Links by Lake)

 

"I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender, Vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good Martini time!"

  

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AJC

Cleaning House

Another in a long laundry list of SF closures. 

In the Missio , Taqueria Telepathy.

And it looks like Bay-to-Breakers is right around the corner.

(Links by Lake)

"Please remember me
 When the sun goes down
 When the moon is round
 Remember me.

 Please remember me
 When the last call rings
 When the fat lady sings
 Remember me, Remember me."

  

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AJC

We Want Beer!!

Exploring San Francisco's past.
(WARNING:  Renters may weep)

Exploring San Francisco's future.
(fascinating...)

Said future looks bright for Speakeasy.
(Double Daddy drink to that!)

(Links by Lake)

"You don't have to remind me,

  I smell like a skunk,
  Excuse me baby but,
  (hiccup) I'm drunk!"

  

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AJC

Suing when Gin-gured

Someone needs to do some recon on TNSC Singa-"pour".

Booze and bots don't mix.
(stay classy, Mountain View)

For you legal types (read:  Johnny)
What does one make of this?

"Officer, prosecutor,
  Judge, and Jury too.
 What the hell you think exactly
 That you're gonna prove?
 You are the Lie Detector!!"

  

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AJC

Nu Wave

Great bar news!!  (and live music news, for that matter)

As I know, this is true.  So is the title.

If I was a female, I'd totally do this.

(Links by Lake™)

"The X-rays of my liver
  Look like molded old Swiss cheese
  My heart pumps blood and alcohol
  Through hardened arteries."

  

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AJC

Faux Twenny

 Ain't no way, know-how that I'm touchin' the devil's weed.  Gimme somma that demon rum!!

If 420 is your thing, then today is your day.  Here are some things for you to do.
 
But not TOO much of that 420.

And now that Spring has sprung, here's a survey of the tropics.
(Links by Lake™)

"I smoke two joints in the morning
 I smoke two joints at night
 I smoke two joints in the afternoon
 It makes me feel alright.

 I smoke two joints in time of piec
 And two in time of war
 I smoke two joints before  I smoke two joints
 And then I smoke two more." 

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AJC

Egg Roll

 Happy Easter from the White House!

And these never get old.

Easter, or not, this is GREAT NEWS!!!
(Links by Lake™)

"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
 Went to a place to see all of my friends
 One little sip and now look at me
 If this bar were school I'd have a degree"

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AJC

HBDeee!!

Happy 80th Birthday to Billy Dee Williams!!

A calendar insert from 1967 (When Billy Dee was just 30)
(my fancy does need pleasing!!)

And a Darwin Award runner up in the "dumbass" category.
(Please don't ever do this)

"Well I'm full
 Full of that Malt Liquor bull.
 But I'm set
 I got a crooked cigarette."

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AJC

Deadbeet

Bars closing:
Exhibit A   (haven't personally been, but a loss is a loss)
Exhibit B   (have been there through all 3 incarnations by that owner)

Breweries now NOT closing  (been there many times...)

Do's or Don'ts.  Discuss.

(Links by Lake™)

"They can profit off a deal from a patriotic tax
 While sitting on the board of golden slacks
 Cheat on their wives with a cute intern
 History's lesson they'll never learn."

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AJC

On Vacation

Like the sign says...

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AJC

Breakfast of Champions

(not Whiskey... the novel)

To celebrate 10 years since Kurt Vonnegut's passing, Indianapolis bars went all out in his honor.
Camper English was there.

Please don't do this.

And an AMAZING Mr. Bean trailer re-cut.

"Lucky strike filters every night n' day.
 A shot of Jack Black an' I'm ready to play.
 I know it ain't healthy but it's quite alright.
 Til' I find a woman better than Lucky Strikes."

(actually, Kurt smoked Pall Mall non-filters)


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AJC

All the News That Fits, We Print.

Some recommended TNSC reading from the New York Times:

First off, I say, there's NO reason to be like Foster Brooks.
Why "act", when you can METHOD ACT?!?

And after a Thursday night... maybe some Friday jogging?

"I guess I let my health go
 Since you quit being mine.
 There's nothing to replace you
 'Cept liquor, beer, and wine."


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AJC

Smokey the Bear

Not the guy with the ranger hat, but the diminutive entertainer.  Sammy Davis Jr. has graced linkies in the past, but this time, you can buy the Rolls that Sinatra gave to him!

Doesn't have the cool DRUNKY vanity plates that Dino's Stutz Bearcat had, though.

And, as most things in life, it all comes down to math.

"Every body knows me,
 Down at the local bar,
 I drink until I can't see,
 And I wonder where you are."


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AJC

Previious Adminitratio s

On the heels of SF Beer Week - SF Beer of Yesteryear

Aside from chief strategist Steve Bannon, as this is a mostly dry administratio , let's look back at the glory days when America was great with A Brief History of Presidential Drinking

While we're at it, let's also look at brief history of underage drinking.

"Baby boom or "X",
 I don't know what I am,
 All I need to know is when it's time to slam,
 Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
 It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight!!"


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AJC

Belated Heart Attack

Michael Flynn vs. Hallmark™ V-Day Cards

Best well Vodka paired with Red Hot Chili Peppers song
Laura gets a shout-out:  The bartender is more of a bar maiden (Norse power and brutal sexuality)

Another year, another 4am last call

(Links by Lake™)

 "The good books says we must suppress
  The good books says we must confess
  But who cares what the good books says
  'Cause now she's taking off her dress

  

  Cath-o-lic school girls rule!

  Catholic school girls rule!"

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AJC