Third and Long

Goodish bar news?

Bad ravioli news. (I'm going to miss that place)

Sisters are pouring for themselves.

Super Bowl Cocktails.  
(A little fussy for game day, but what do you expect from Town & Country?)

(Links by Lake™)

"And if my friends were by my side.
 They still couldn't see, couldn't see inside.

 The bartender just lets my tab slide.
 Who's takin' who here for a ride?"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Bad to the Bone

Bad bar distributors. (at least it turned out okay in the end)

Bad beer news. (thx Donald)

Bad idea?

(Links by Lake™)

"Baby boom or 'X', I don't know what I am
 All I need to know is when it's time to slam
 Threw a little party cuz it just felt right
 It's lasted ten years and it's going on tonight!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

MAGA-nificent!

Let freedom ring.  Or not.

Boycott Applebees™  (Investigative journalism at it's finest!)

The only thing that could possibly make it any better would be if she was doing it IN the store! 

"I'm praying for a rain in California
 So the grapes can grow and they can make more wine
 And I'm sitting in a honky in Chicago
 With a broken heart and a woman on my mind"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Eyeball in My Martini

WTF?!?

I was actually outbid on this.  Oh well.

What we learned about drinking alcohol in 2018.
(TNSC commissio ed report)

"Was an eyeball in my Martini
 An eyeball with a twist
 A worm in my Martini too
 I said "There's somethin' wrong with this!'"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

New Year = New Links

Bad bar news. (past tense)

Bad store news.

Out with the old.

(Links by Lake™)

"You don't have to remind me,
 I smell like a skunk,
 Excuse me baby but,
 (hicup!) I'm drunk!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Just Don't!

Don't do this.

Or this...

And also this.

And especially don't do this!

"Tee martoonis at bunch with the loss,
 I didn't even ask or care what they cost,
 I lost my job for no reason or rhyme,
 Guessin' that means it's Martini time!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Bottoms Up!!

Beer bar news (Xmas present to themselves.)

Save some money for Xmas presents.

Make some money for Xmas presents.

Xmas presents NOT to buy.


(Links by Lake™)

"Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
 Easily accessible to tiny little elves
 Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
 Crown Royal bags aren't mittens on a cold winter's day!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Friendly Skies

The TNSC Robot fears some competitio .

Drink the friendly skies!!
(kind of reminds me of 80's / 90'a era "Caribbean Zone" under the i80 FWY)

Contribute to the former Zam Zam bartender who lost his house in Paradise.



(Links by Lake™)

"Young girls and gin may be the cure,
 Young girls and gin may be the cure,
 I'm talking just as good as you stay pure,
 Young girls and gin may be the cure."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Xmas is Just Around the Corner

The ultimate techie-angler's gift.

Or maybe it's this!  (bid high!)

Totally fu*ked up photographic installatio  of meals served at a pop-up restaurant in Japan.

"Let me teach you how to eat  (Teach you how to eat!)
 How to marinate the meat  (Marinate the meat!)
 Let me teach you how to eat  (Teach you how to eat!)
 It's a culinary treat  (Culinary treat!)
 Let me teach you how to eat (Teach you how to eat!)

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

¡Viva la Cerveza!

Sierra Nevada Brewing lends a hand with Camp Fire.

Hipster beer drama!!

¡Muy Bueno la Missión!

(Links by Lake™)

"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink
 I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink
 My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found!
 Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Times They Are a Changin'

(except when they're not)

Bad beer news.

Bartender, I'd like a can of Whoop-Ass and a beer-back please.

Keep on keeping' on...


(Links by Lake™)

"Baby boom or "X",
 I don't know what I am,
 All I need to know is when it's time to slam,
 Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
 It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

On Vacatio !

See you next week.

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

We Got Links....

Link # 1

Link # 2

Link # 3

Link # 4

Link # 5

"The bartender just
  Lets my tab slide.
  Who's takin' who here
  For a ride?
  For a while...
  At the Starlight Lounge..."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Overrated...

Can't stop / won't stop.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner. (of the wine store)

Better just stay at home - the Finnish way.


(Links by Lake™)

"You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me.
 You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face.
 You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on.
 But you left all my empty beercans all over the place."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Keep Walking...

Where is the "Kiss Cam" when you need it?

Whisky is coming!

Lucky 13 documentary in the works?


(Links by Lake™)

"Whiskey river, take my mind
 Don't let her memory torture me
 Whiskey river, don't run dry
 You're all I got, take care of me."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Breakfast Beer

Not sure this is a good idea... but it sure looks neat!

Definitely NOT a good idea.

Presidential alert twitter is WAY worse than real Twitter

(Links by Lake™)

"Yeeeeeehaaaa!!!!
 Parrty!
 Get naked!
 Buy us beer!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Gifts of the Internets

Who DOESN'T want a Bob Ross toaster?

Or maybe a Stormtrooper Robot Vacuum?

Or something for your cat?

Or something for your OTHER cat?

"Im just happy to he beer
Home for the nest of the right...
I'll explain in the morning,
Because the kitchen bright's too light!!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Here, There, and Everywhere

Another bar shuttering for housing. (falls to ashes)

Man cannot live on bread alone. 

Be YOU, Oregon!!

(Links by Lake™)

"Loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay!
 Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
 Loco gringos like a party
 And they like their women firm
 And when they drink tequila
 They fight for the worm!"

Hoosegow How-To

Mmmmm.... prison pizza.

Pair that w/ a little Pruno, and you're good to go.

The only thing missing is a date to share it with.

"I'll be one wild man, I'll drink and dance all fine
 Baby if you leave, I'll have me one white line
 So if you start that car and drive it down the street
 Roll your window down your gonna feel that beat"

 

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

2 x 4

Or 11' 8"

or 1+1

"Warm beer and cold women, no I just don't fit in

 Every joint I stumble into tonight, that's just how it's been
 All these double-knit strangers with gin and vermouth

 Receding hairlines, in the naugahyde booths."

   

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC