Rusty Trombone

In the world of motorsports...WTF?!?

I'll stick to booze.

WOMP...Womp..womp...womp.

"The X-Rays of my liver, 
 Look like moldy old Swiss cheese,
 My heart pumps blood and alcohol, 
 Through hardened arteries."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

On Vacation

Like the sign says...

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Greetings From Publandia

It takes a village...to save a pub. Literally.

NOT from The Onion™

And for all of you compositors or graphic artists:

"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for hitting me 
 With a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
 He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light

 I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what 

 he did to my face last night"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

We're Not Very Smart...

...but we're good with our hands.  And other body parts.  Also not good at spelling.

“We’re in an open relationship so it’s always fun to meet new people. Do you live in the city?”

Good (gay) bar news!

(Links by Lake™)

"I'm calling in pissed
 Hung over y'all
 I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
 I'm sick
 I'm calling in twisted"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Open Up Your Golden Gate

The only story you'll need to read this month.  TNSC has visited, or continually frequents, 25 of the 48 establishments listed in this highly comprehensive SF Chronicle exposé.

"Jack was nodding out and wishing he was in a bar
 Charlie Parker on the bandstand and not a worry in the world
 And a glass of beer in one hand and his arms around a girl
 Neal was singing to the nurse Underneath the Harlem Moon
 And somehow you could just tell we'd be in California soon

 Open up your golden gates
 California here I come
 I said California here I come
 Look out California here I come!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Sign Me Up!

For your next South-of-the-Border vacation, my I suggest the most direct route between Puke-Town and Vomitville?  "Especial" indeed!

And a nice write up on one of our TNSC favorites - The Royal Cuckoo.

"Loco Gringos like a party
 And they like their women firm
 When they drink Tequila
 They fight for the worm!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Shot of Luv

Heavy lies the hand that holds the pint.

Retro in a good way.

And though we've visited this before, it bears repeating:

Retro in a BAD way.


(Links by Lake™)

Happy V-Day, everyone!

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Earache My Eye!

File under "eye bleach"

"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
 My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
 My right arm reaches out for her love only
 But my left still embraces a life of sin."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Third and Long

Goodish bar news?

Bad ravioli news. (I'm going to miss that place)

Sisters are pouring for themselves.

Super Bowl Cocktails.  
(A little fussy for game day, but what do you expect from Town & Country?)

(Links by Lake™)

"And if my friends were by my side.
 They still couldn't see, couldn't see inside.

 The bartender just lets my tab slide.
 Who's takin' who here for a ride?"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Bad to the Bone

Bad bar distributors. (at least it turned out okay in the end)

Bad beer news. (thx Donald)

Bad idea?

(Links by Lake™)

"Baby boom or 'X', I don't know what I am
 All I need to know is when it's time to slam
 Threw a little party cuz it just felt right
 It's lasted ten years and it's going on tonight!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

MAGA-nificent!

Let freedom ring.  Or not.

Boycott Applebees™  (Investigative journalism at it's finest!)

The only thing that could possibly make it any better would be if she was doing it IN the store! 

"I'm praying for a rain in California
 So the grapes can grow and they can make more wine
 And I'm sitting in a honky in Chicago
 With a broken heart and a woman on my mind"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Eyeball in My Martini

WTF?!?

I was actually outbid on this.  Oh well.

What we learned about drinking alcohol in 2018.
(TNSC commissio ed report)

"Was an eyeball in my Martini
 An eyeball with a twist
 A worm in my Martini too
 I said "There's somethin' wrong with this!'"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

New Year = New Links

Bad bar news. (past tense)

Bad store news.

Out with the old.

(Links by Lake™)

"You don't have to remind me,
 I smell like a skunk,
 Excuse me baby but,
 (hicup!) I'm drunk!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Just Don't!

Don't do this.

Or this...

And also this.

And especially don't do this!

"Tee martoonis at bunch with the loss,
 I didn't even ask or care what they cost,
 I lost my job for no reason or rhyme,
 Guessin' that means it's Martini time!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Bottoms Up!!

Beer bar news (Xmas present to themselves.)

Save some money for Xmas presents.

Make some money for Xmas presents.

Xmas presents NOT to buy.


(Links by Lake™)

"Don't store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves
 Easily accessible to tiny little elves
 Neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play
 Crown Royal bags aren't mittens on a cold winter's day!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Friendly Skies

The TNSC Robot fears some competitio .

Drink the friendly skies!!
(kind of reminds me of 80's / 90'a era "Caribbean Zone" under the i80 FWY)

Contribute to the former Zam Zam bartender who lost his house in Paradise.



(Links by Lake™)

"Young girls and gin may be the cure,
 Young girls and gin may be the cure,
 I'm talking just as good as you stay pure,
 Young girls and gin may be the cure."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Xmas is Just Around the Corner

The ultimate techie-angler's gift.

Or maybe it's this!  (bid high!)

Totally fu*ked up photographic installatio  of meals served at a pop-up restaurant in Japan.

"Let me teach you how to eat  (Teach you how to eat!)
 How to marinate the meat  (Marinate the meat!)
 Let me teach you how to eat  (Teach you how to eat!)
 It's a culinary treat  (Culinary treat!)
 Let me teach you how to eat (Teach you how to eat!)

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

¡Viva la Cerveza!

Sierra Nevada Brewing lends a hand with Camp Fire.

Hipster beer drama!!

¡Muy Bueno la Missión!

(Links by Lake™)

"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink
 I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink
 My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found!
 Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Times They Are a Changin'

(except when they're not)

Bad beer news.

Bartender, I'd like a can of Whoop-Ass and a beer-back please.

Keep on keeping' on...


(Links by Lake™)

"Baby boom or "X",
 I don't know what I am,
 All I need to know is when it's time to slam,
 Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
 It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight!"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

On Vacatio !

See you next week.

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC