"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin My right arm reaches out for her love only But my left arm still embraces a life of sin"
"My beer holder's getting bigger everyday It works better with each beer I put away Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays My beer holder's getting bigger everyday."
"She's a beautiful girl and she's dear to me But there's certain little way thati gotta be Like Cool Hand Luke I'm shaking it here 'Boss' she calls and I'm all ears!"
"I could've been a contender I could've been a someone Caught up in the rat race And feeling like a no one Could've been me in the papers With the money and the girls I could've been the heavyweight
"I live my life for a layer of ice Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time!"
"Please don't take the baby to the liquor store It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for Take our milk money and walk right out the door But please don't take the baby to the liquor store"
"Sweatin' it out, Deep Ellum at night If i stay cool and stay outta' fights I can dance with my baby right in time Vodka and tonic with a twist of lime."
"I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes I been lookin' for a woman I have not met I have not found her yet Til' I do it's a sure fire bet I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes"
They said WHAT?!? Another one bites the dust. (but it was under new ownership anyway) No thanks. (Our nation's "wang". Go figure) (Links by Lake™)
"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again Went to a place to see all of my friends One little sip and now look at me If this bar were school I'd have a degree!"
"Baby Boom or 'X', I don't know what I am All I need to know, is when it's time to slam. I threw a little party cuz it just felt right It lasted 10 years and it's goin' on tonight!"
"It's hard to beleive I've gone and done it again Went to a place to see all of my friends One little sip and now look at me If this bar were school I'd have a degree"
"Tee Martoonis at bunch with the loss, I didn't even ask or care what they cost, I lost my job for no reason or rhyme, Guessin' that means it's martini time!"
"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink. I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink. My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."
No likey this linkey! Another fine dive reaching legacy status. Congrats, Uptown! (interesting article) And though the date passed, Happy Birthday Lucky 13! (also interesting article) (Links by Lake™)
"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for Hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night!"