Thursday, August 29, 2019

All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy

... indeed!!  It's ANOTHER one of "those weeks."







Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC







Thursday, August 22, 2019

Crossing Paths


My heroes!!!!

This is kinda rad for 1968.








"My right hand holds a cold Corona™ bottle
 My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
 My right arm reaches out for her love only
 But my left arm still embraces a life of sin"





Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, August 15, 2019

Pop a Top!!


Finally!  A La Croix™ flavor generator!

Public transit can opener. 





"My beer holder's getting bigger everyday
 It works better with each beer I put away
 Look at here dear, I can set my beer right here and it stays
 My beer holder's getting bigger everyday."




Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, August 08, 2019

Shangaied


There must be a long German word for nostalgia for places you’ve never bothered to go to.

The REAL San Francisco Treat. 

Can't disagree with these.

(Links by Lake™)
















"You don't have to remind me,
 I smell like a skunk,
 Excuse me baby but,
 **hiccup** I'm drunk!"



Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, August 01, 2019

Bar None


Bar in transitio .


Old timey!


Want a cocktail at the Warriors game?  You're in luck!


(Links by Lake™)














"She's a beautiful girl and she's dear to me
 But there's certain little way thati gotta be
 Like Cool Hand Luke I'm shaking it here
 'Boss' she calls and I'm all ears!"




Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, July 25, 2019

Late, Late Linkies


There goes the neighborhood.


Best in the City.


Best in the WORLD!!


(Links by Lake™)






















"I could've been a contender
 I could've been a someone
 Caught up in the rat race
 And feeling like a no one
 Could've been me in the papers
 With the money and the girls
 I could've been the heavyweight 

 Champion of the world."





Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, July 18, 2019

All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy

... indeed!!







Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC








Thursday, July 11, 2019

Cockatoo Tails


Who knew? Snowball's got movz.


Interesting local industry story.




"I live my life for a layer of ice
 Just like those poured by my bartender vice
 Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
 When you have a good martini time!"


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, June 27, 2019

BIB


Bottled in Bond - and you.


That was a quick $330,000.


Next level lawn care.






"Please don't take the baby to the liquor store
It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for
Take our milk money and walk right out the door
But please don't take the baby to the liquor sto
re"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, June 20, 2019

Rat Pack


Nope!

SF urban myth revealed.


Delivered by drone perhaps?


(Links by Lake™)




"Sweatin' it out, Deep Ellum at night
 If i stay cool and stay outta' fights
 I can dance with my baby right in time
 Vodka and tonic with a twist of lime."


Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, June 13, 2019

FIFA, Fie, Foe, Fum...


Winning bigly.

Apparently, the struggle is real.


Goooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

(Links by Lake™)






"I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes 
 I been lookin' for a woman I have not met
 I have not found her yet
 Til' I do it's a sure fire bet
 I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes"






Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, June 06, 2019

Throw One Back!!


Throwback Thursday?

Summer is right around the corner.  Enjoy the weather - and don't forget your jacket!


Lay back and think of England.

(Links by Lake™)






"I need a Gin ’n' Tonic water, baby
 Gin ’n' Tonic water feelin' better
 Give me a Gin ’n' Tonic
 Gin ’n’ Tonic

 I need it now!
 I need it now!
 I need it now!
 I need it now!"





Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, May 30, 2019

Puppies, Rainbows, and Butterflies


They said WHAT?!?

Another one bites the dust.
(but it was under new ownership anyway)

No thanks.
(Our nation's "wang".  Go figure)

(Links by Lake™)






"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
 Went to a place to see all of my friends
 One little sip and now look at me
 If this bar were school I'd have a degree!"







Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, May 23, 2019

Stop, Look, & Listen


See and Learn:  Tradition of Whiskey-Making

3rd Time is a Charm?

Need a spot to watch the playoffs?


(Links by Lake™)


"Baby Boom or 'X', I don't know what I am
 All I need to know, is when it's time to slam.
 I threw a little party cuz it just felt right
 It lasted 10 years and it's goin' on tonight!"







Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, May 16, 2019

Lucky Links!


You heard it here first:  Indoor Beer Garden.

"I drink and know things."
(sounds complex)

Who's felling LUCKY?!?

(Links by Lake™)






"It's hard to beleive I've gone and done it again
 Went to a place to see all of my friends
 One little sip and now look at me
 If this bar were school I'd have a degree"






Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, May 09, 2019

Lake's Lynx


From the desk of Linkey Correspondent Heather Lake:

Good news?


Bad News!

Nope.  (though that is kind of retro-original)

Yep.





"Listen close and you can hear,
 That loud jukebox playin' in my ear.
 Ain't no woman gonna change the way I think.
 Think 'll just stay here and drink."




Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, May 02, 2019

I've Got An 8-Track Mind


Need to figure out this angle for TNSC!! 

Only in Chicago.


It's gonna be May!! (actually it is, but my hard work lives on!)







"Tee Martoonis at bunch with the loss,

  I didn't even ask or care what they cost,
  I lost my job for no reason or rhyme,
  Guessin' that means it's martini time!"




Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, April 25, 2019

That's Insane!


When casual fishing goes bad.

The Finger Pillory?  Sounds painful.


Was your Easter as boring as this one?










"I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink.
 I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink.
 My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found
 Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down."




Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, April 18, 2019

More Booze News


No likey this linkey!


Another fine dive reaching legacy status.  Congrats, Uptown!

(interesting article)

And though the date passed, Happy Birthday Lucky 13!  
(also interesting article)

(Links by Lake™)






"I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
 Hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
 He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
 I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night!"




Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC




Thursday, April 11, 2019

Rinse & Repeat

See last week's Linkey.

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC