Yes, many of you have them. BlackBerry™, Android™ or iPhone™ (which is notorious for it's narrowly-vertical QWERTY touch-screen keypad. On top of that, one needs to remember that it's "smart". Inspired by this, I give you Damn You Autocorrect!!. Thanks, Josh.
And speaking of Josh, I always thought that he'd be the perfect candidate with the bandwidth to creatively handle Emails from an Asshole. That, by the way, is a compliment.
"What I did on my vacation
For the last 10 years.
Took pictures of your town
Plaid perfume on my breath.
I mean I've been drinking Scotch
While wondering through your town."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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