So I see that the number of submissions for church signs using the patented "church sign generator" is at an all time low!! Zero. Zilch. Nada. What gives?!? I bust my ass week after week searching out entertaining websites and this is what I get in return? You're all getting coal in your cocktail glasses this Christmas! If you are so inclined, grab a JPEG of your own personal church sign and attach it to an email to: the omnipotent Linkey-Loo Robot. Prizes will be forthcoming.

Meanwhile, vent your frustrations on this little number! Don't miss the "Manic Mode"!

Linkey-loo Coordinator
- AJC