In preparation for tomorrow's International Talk Like A Pirate Day I give you this joke:
A Pirate walks into a bar and orders a Sailor Jerry. As he's prepping the delicious drink, the bartender notices a ship's steering wheel sticking out of the top of the Pirate's pants. As he gives the Pirate his beverage, he says "Hey. Do you know that you have a steering wheel sicking out of your pants?" The Pirate answers "Aye!!!! And it's drivin' me nuts!!!!"
BUH DUMB DASH!!!!
(I'll be here all week)
"It's hard to believe I've gone and done it again
Went to a place to see all of my friends
One little sip and now look at me
If this bar were school I'd have a degree."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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