I see the researchers at University of Cincinnati & Moscow State University have been hard at work unlocking the science behind Vodka's tasty secrets. What?!?
And a few words of advice on what NOT to do after returning home from a fun-filled Thursday Night Social Club. Words to live by. (I personally love all of the auto-generated Google™ ads that accompany the link)

"We knocked another couple back
The dead soldiers lined up on the table
Still prepared for an attack
They didn't know they'd been disabled
Felt a wave, a rush of blood,
You won't be happy 'til the bottle's broken
You're out swimming in the flood
You kept back, you kept unspoken
For someone half as smart, you'd be a work of art
You put yourself apart
And I can't help you until you start"
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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