Longtime TNSC list member Heather Lake passes along this little gem sponsored by the government of the Northwest Territories of Canada. I give you Captain Al Cohol.
Some call it entertainment. I call it propaganda. At least he's never hurting for ice.
Here's a scan of the entire book here.

"'Baby boom' or 'X',
I don't know what I am,
All I need to know is when it's time to slam.
Threw a little party cause it just felt right,
It lasted ten years and it's goin' on tonight!!"
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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