... over in the WTF department.
Also... being freelance... I miss the "traditional" Xmas office party.

"I stubbed my toe
On the kitchen sink.
I was just gonna go
Get me somethin' to drink.
My cigarette flew
And it couldn't be found!
Lucky I didn't burn
Your whole house down."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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