All the World's a Stage

From the Aussie historical file cabinet:

The 5 Stages of Inebriation.  Love the wheelbarrow.

And even funnier... Al Yankovic "interviews" Celine Dion.

Crack Tubes!!!

"Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said no
But they insisted'

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

From the Random Files

Beer...

Beer accessories...

Bad professional behavior...  (that's messed up)

"The X-rays of my liver
Look like molded old Swiss cheese.
My heart pumps blood and alcohol
Through hardened arteries."

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Dateline: Kiev

Senior TNSC International Correspondent Heather Lake submits these timely (and boozy) reports for your review:

In a lead story, Obama accepts Putin's Ukraine Challenge.

Next up, a geopolitical breakdown of the world's greatest consumption by country,

followed by a political imbibing slideshow, and wrapping up with one Scottish product that Russia's autocratic leader won't be enjoying.

"Well baby if you leave, better not come back
Cause if you do, won't cut you any slack
I ain't crying no more, I'm tired of being sad
Babe if you walk out, I'm gonna party mad"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Dine-O-Mite!!!

One of my favorite parody knock-off trailers in a long time.
SCD&P would be proud to have him.

And speaking of dynamite, here's the Exploding Hipster Sandwich.  Eat with caution, or, better yet, avoid altogether.

"Lucky Strike filters every night n' day.
A shot of Jack Black an' I'm ready to play.
I know it ain't healthy but it's quite alright.
Til' I find a woman better than Lucky Strikes.

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC

Like Ennio Morricone...

... I once again bring you

The Good

The Bad   (mmmm... fish bladders...)

And the Ugly.
(Seriously?  He was a special ed teacher w/ a Masters?)

"Across the room
Through a sea of drunken lovers
Gently swayin'
Music's sayin'
'Stay a while.'"

Linkey-Loo Robot -

AJC