Senior TNSC International Correspondent Heather Lake submits these timely (and boozy) reports for your review:
In a lead story, Obama accepts Putin's Ukraine Challenge.
Next up, a geopolitical breakdown of the world's greatest consumption by country,
followed by a political imbibing slideshow, and wrapping up with one Scottish product that Russia's autocratic leader won't be enjoying.
"Well baby if you leave, better not come back
Cause if you do, won't cut you any slack
I ain't crying no more, I'm tired of being sad
Babe if you walk out, I'm gonna party mad"
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
