Or... a Tale of Three Cities:
Happy Hour is the new black.
Happy Hour isn't necessarily for everyone.
Happy Hour is okay... but don't let late-night drinking go the way of the dodo.
(links by Lake™)
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy Hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
And a jigger of formaldehyde
From the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom."
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
