Scaramooch couldn’t do the Fandango.
If you’re going to chug a beer, don’t chug a Bud Light.
(unless you’re going to spill most of it)
(Somewhat) good bar news.
(Links by Lake™)
"Swears each drink is the last
Tells the same lie each night
And breaks every promise
Til she makes me go crazy
She's gonna drive me to drinking"
Tells the same lie each night
And breaks every promise
Til she makes me go crazy
She's gonna drive me to drinking"
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
